144 Funny Birthday Cake Messages That Will Definitly Make Them Laugh

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Whether it’s a cake for a friend, your boyfriend, a sibling, your bestie, or your parents, these 144 funny birthday cake messages work for anyone. Even if they’re not happy about getting older, these funny birthday cake sayings will definitely make them smile.

And if you are looking for more ways to make them smile, then check out these hilarious birthday quotes you can use in the card. Or if you are a little too late, check out the belated birthday wishes.

And a birthday is not complete without a gift, so head over to the gift guides to find the perfect gift for anyone!

And once you’re all set, let’s have a look at the 144 funniest things to write on birthday cakes

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144 Funny birthday cake messages
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Funny birthday cake messages for friends

  1. This is an anti-aging cake. Eat it and become prettier than ever
  2. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
  3. When life hands you lemons, eat cake!
  4. A message on a cake is so overrated
  5. Nobody wants a birthday cake that’s too pretty to eat. Enjoy this ugly cake
  6. Tonight we party, but first, cake
  7. You’re one candle shy of starting a house fire
  8. You definitely don’t look a day older than the age you tell people you are!
  9. Your birthday is becoming a serious fire risk
  10. Stand back, I think we’re going to need a lot of candles for this one
  11. What kind of wine goes with a birthday cake?
  12. Birthday cake calories don’t count
  13. Age and slices of cake should never be counted
  14. 25. You got to the point where your birthday cake is no longer called a cake… It’s a fire hazard.
  15. 26. Today I have gathered the courage to stand in front of you, look into your eyes, hold your hand, and tell you… that I am only here for the cake.
  16. Happy B-day! Naturally, this is an intervention for your drinking problem
  17. You are literally our oldest friend
  18. You are our favorite pain in the ass
  19. Smile while you still have teeth
  20. In a world full of crazy, you fit in just fine
  21. Secure your teeth before you blow
funny birthday cake sayings: secure your teeth before you blow
Secure your teeth before you blow

Funny birthday cake messages for co-workers

  1. A party without cake is really just a meeting
  2. We’re all really just here for the cake
  3. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthday cakes live longer
  4. A birthday can never have too much cake
  5. We hereby acknowledge that you are older
  6. Your present is the cake. Enjoy
  7. We bought a cake because birthdays suck without one
  8. Life is too short to not eat cake
  9. Okay. But first, cake
birthday cake with: Life is too short to not eat cake
Life is too short to not eat cake

Funny birthday cake messages for your spouse or partner

You're the icing on my birthday cake
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  1. I love you more than cake
  2. All you need is love. And also, birthday cake
  3. You’re a big deal. So here’s a cake
  4. You’ve aged to perfection
  5. Getting better all the time
  6. You age like a fine wine
  7. You age like a fine whiskey
  8. You are sweeter than frosting
  9. You‘re the icing on my birthday cake
  10. One year closer to granny pants
  11. One year closer to being a MILF/DILF
  12. Hurry up and blow me
  13. It might be your birthday today, but you get the best gift each and every day… Me!
  14. I’m glad you were the strongest sperm
  15. I’m so glad you were born
  16. Let’s get fat together
  17. You want a piece of me?
A birthday cake with text; You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?

Funny birthday cake quotes for anyone

  1. Cake, cake baby
  2. Birthday cakes are nature’s way of telling us that life is sweet
  3. Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant
  4. We’re gonna light it up!
  5. More candles, more life
  6. Come to the dark side. We have cake
  7. In dog years, you’d be dead
  8. Great news! …you’re still alive!
  9. A message on a cake is so overrated
  10. Happy barfday
birthday cake with: happy Barfday
Happy barfday

Sarcastic & funny birthday cake wishes

Getting a birthday cake is kinde like being rewarded for not dying with icons of candles
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  1. I hope your birthday is better than this cake
  2. You are so old that there is a bonfire on your cake
  3. Today is the anniversary of the day you were expelled from your mother’s uterus
  4. Congrats on being the fastest sperm
  5. Don’t count the candles. We don’t have time
  6. May your birthday be as lit as the candles on your cake
  7. I got a permit. We can light the candles now
  8. We decided to skip the candles, they’re a fire hazard
  9. Getting a birthday cake is kinda like being rewarded for not dying
birthday cake icon with text: Congratulations on being the fastest sperm
Congrats on being the fastest sperm

Funny birthday cake messages about getting old

  1. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than your cake
  2. Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake
  3. Older? Fake news!
  4. Here lies your youth. RIP. (With a tombstone cake)
  5. RIP (recipient’s name)’s youth
  6. You know you’re old when the doctor warns you to slow down instead of a policeman.
  7. You know you’re old when you have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize.
  8. Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up
  9. Let’s celebrate your age with this cake
  10. At least you’re not 100 (yet)
  11. Not old, just committed
  12. You’ve finally reached the age of wisdom, but nobody wants to listen to you
  13. Older…but not any wiser
  14. Eat cake and you’ll feel much better about getting old. Trust us.
  15. Don’t think of it as getting older. Think of it as a day in which you can eat as much cake as you like
  16. You’ll never outgrow cake
  17. You’re never too old for cake
  18. Your old bones may ache, but you can still eat cake!
  19. You’re not old, you’re vintage
Funny birthday cake message: youé not old... You're vintage
You’re not old, you’re vintage

More getting old birthday cake messages

  1. You’re not old, you’re retro
  2. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year
  3. Cheers to another trip around the sun!
  4. The best is yet to come
  5. You’re too old to eat this cake
  6. You’ve aged
  7. We lost count
  8. I’m not saying you’re old. But if you were milk, I would sniff you first
  9. Age is just a number. A very big number in your case!
  10. Cheer up! You’re another day older every day
  11. Congrats on getting a year closer to senior citizen discounts!
  12. Today your youth has officially expired
  13. When you get older, your body gets better at multitasking;  You can laugh, cough, fart, sneeze, and pee all at the same time.
  14. Do you know why older people wear a cardigan with everything? Don’t worry you’re one year closer to finding out.
  15. Another year older and wiser. Well, in your case just older.
  16. If you were a scotch you’d be super expensive and smooth as hell.
  17. Young at heart (slightly older in other places)
Young at heart (Slightly older in other places) with a photo of a birthday cake
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Funny things to write on a cake for specific ages

Many of the funny birthday cake messages that I’ve selected here can be adjusted for just about any age. In many cases, I just selected a random number, but you can often use them for any age!

  1. Forty years of awesomeness
  2. OMG, You’re 50
  3. Congratulations, you beat teen pregnancy
  4. Happy 20th Birthday (plus 10 years of experience)
  5. You’re not 40, you’re 20 with 20 years of experience
  6. Oh, Snap! You’re 30!
  7. Fifty (or forty), the ultimate F word
  8. Your 20s are overrated anyway
  9. Sixty years of sweetness
  10. It’s a girl, and she is 30 years old!
  11. Too old for Leonardo Dicaprio
  12. Look who’s 50
  13. Congratulations, you’ve reached level 40
  14. Experience level: 21
  15. Lap 40 around the sun…
  16. Sixty is the new fifty
Funny birthday cake quote: Sixty is the new fifty
Sixty is the new fifty
  1. Fabulous at 40
  2. Chapter 40, Page 1
  3. Life begins at 30
  4. Forty? Who cares. I just want cake
  5. Forty years old, but still crazy
  6. Forty years old, but not any wiser
  7. Forty years old, still rocking!
  8. Forty years old and still sexy
  9. Turning 40 is a piece of cake
  10. Forty years young!
  11. No more fake I.D.
  12. Forty years old, still not acting your age
  13. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone you’re 40
  14. Holy #@%^@ You’re 40!
  15. Forty years old, getting better all the time
  16. Legal to drive (World Watch out!)
  17. Legal to party!
  18. You survived your twenties, happy 30th Birthday
  19. Oh lordy, look who is 40
  20. Happy half-century!
  21. Nifty at fifty!
  22. Happy birthday and welcome to the ’29 years old forever’ club!
Happy Birthday, welcome to the '29 years old forever' c;ub with icons of birthday candles
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Funny birthday cake messages for siblings

  1. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap
  2. Happy birthday to our parents’ second-favorite offspring
  3. Having me as your sister/brother is really the only gift you need
  4. Happy birthday to the second-best sibling in the family
Funny birthday cake messages: happy birthday to the second-best sibling in the family
Happy birthday to the second-best sibling in the family

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144 funniest birthday cake quotes

Final note on these funny birthday cake messages

Alright, these were the 144 funny birthday cake messages I found for you! Which one are you going to use? And did you already find the perfect gift too? If not, check out the gift guides for more inspiration.

AUTHOR

Hi, I’m Lara, a 30-year-old travel-lover (but who’s not these days?). I love reading, puzzling, world-heritage sites, researching, and making lists, which comes in quite handy when you’re making lists of travel gift ideas!