144 Funny Birthday Cake Messages That Will Definitly Make Them Laugh

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Whether it’s a cake for a friend, your boyfriend, a sibling, your bestie, or your parents, these 144 funny birthday cake messages work for anyone. Even if they’re not happy about getting older, these funny birthday cake sayings will definitely make them smile.

And if you are looking for more ways to make them smile, then check out these hilarious birthday quotes you can use in the card. Or if you are a little too late, check out the belated birthday wishes.

And a birthday is not complete without a gift, so head over to the gift guides to find the perfect gift for anyone!

And once you’re all set, let’s have a look at the 144 funniest things to write on birthday cakes

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Funny birthday cake messages about cake

1. This is an anti-aging cake. Eat it and become prettier than ever

2. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake

3. When life hands you lemons, eat cake!

4. A message on a cake is so overrated

5. A party without cake is really just a meeting

6. We’re all really just here for the cake

7. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthday cakes live longer

8. A birthday can never have too much cake

9. Your present is the cake. Enjoy

10. Life is too short to not eat cake

birthday cake with: Life is too short to not eat cake
Life is too short to not eat cake

11. Cake, cake baby

12. Birthday cakes are nature’s way of telling us that life is sweet

13. Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant

14. Okay. But first, cake

15. Nobody wants a birthday cake that’s too pretty to eat. Enjoy this ugly cake

16. Tonight we party, but first cake

17 What kind of wine goes with a birthday cake?

18. I love you more than cake

19. I hope your birthday is better than this cake

20. Getting a birthday cake is kinda like being rewarded for not dying

Getting a birthday cake is kinde like being rewarded for not dying with icons of candles
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21. We bought a cake because birthdays suck without one

22. Age and slices of cake should never be counted

23. Eat cake and you’ll feel much better about getting old. Trust us.

24. Don’t think of it as getting older. Think of it as a day in which you can eat as much cake as you like, and no one will judge

25. You got to the point where your birthday cake is no longer called a cake… It’s a fire hazard.

26. Today I have gathered the courage to stand in front of you, look into your eyes, hold your hand and tell you… that I am only here for the cake.

27. All you need is love. And also, birthday cake

28. Birthday cake calories don’t count

29. Let’s get fat together

30. You want a piece of me?

A birthday cake with text; You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?

Funny things to write on a cake about candles

31. I got a permit. We can light the candles now

32. We decided to skip the candles, they’re a fire hazard

33. We’re gonna light it up!

34. You are so old that there is a bonfire on your cake

35. More candles, more life

36. Don’t count the candles. We don’t have time

37. May your birthday be as lit as the candles on your cake

38. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than your cake

39. You’re one candle shy of starting a house fire

40. Your birthday is becoming a serious fire risk

41. Stand back, I think we’re going to need a lot of candles for this one

42. Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake

birthday cake icon with text: Cangratulations, you are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake
Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake

Funny birthday cake messages about getting old

43. Older? Fake news!

44. Here lies your youth. RIP. (With a tombstone cake)

45. RIP (recipient’s name)’s youth

46. You know you’re old when the doctor warns you to slow down instead of a policeman.

47. You know you’re old when you have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize.

48. Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up

49. Let’s celebrate your age with this cake

50. We hereby acknowledge that you are older

51. At least you’re not 100 (yet)!

52. You are literally my oldest friend

53. Not old, just committed

54. You’ve finally reached the age of wisdom, but nobody wants to listen to you

55. Older…but not any wiser

56. You’ll never outgrow cake

57. You’re never too old for cake

58. Your old bones may ache, but you can still eat cake!

59. You’re not old, you’re vintage

Funny birthday cake message: youé not old... You're vintage
You’re not old, you’re vintage

60. You’re not old, you’re retro

61. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year

62. Cheers to another trip around the sun!

63. The best is yet to come

64. You’re too old to eat this cake

65. You’ve aged

66. We lost count

67. I’m not saying you’re old. But if you were milk, I would sniff you first

68. One year closer to granny pants

69. One year closer to being a MILF/DILF

70. Age is just a number. A very big number in your case!

71. Cheer up! You’re another day older every day

72. Congrats on getting a year closer to senior citizen discounts!

73. Today your youth has officially expired

74. When you get older, your body gets better at multitasking;  You can laugh, cough, fart, sneeze, and pee all at the same time.

75. Do you know why older people wear a cardigan with everything? Don’t worry you’re one year closer to finding out.

76. Another year older and wiser. Well, in your case just older.

77. If you were a scotch you’d be super expensive and smooth as hell.

78. Young at heart (slightly older in other places)

Young at heart (Slightly older in other places) with a photo of a birthday cake
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Funny things to write on a cake for specific ages

Many of the funny birthday cake messages that I’ve selected here can be adjusted for just about any age. In many cases, I just selected a random number, but you can often use them for any age!

79. Forty years of awesomeness

80. OMG, You’re 50

81. Congratulations, you beat teen pregnancy

82. Happy 20th Birthday (plus 10 years of experience)

83. You’re not 40, you’re 20 with 20 years of experience

84. Oh, Snap! You’re 30!

85. Fifty, the ultimate F word

86. Your 20s are overrated anyway

87. Sixty years of sweetness

88. It’s a girl, and she is 30 years old!

89. Too old for Leonardo Dicaprio

90. Look who’s 50

91. Congratulations, you’ve reached level 40

92. Experience level: 21

93. Lap 40 around the sun…

94 Sixty is the new fifty

Funny birthday cake quote: Sixty is the new fifty
Sixty is the new fifty

95. Fabulous at 40

96. Chapter 40, Page 1

97. Life begins at 30

98. Forty? Who cares. I just want cake

99. Forty years old, but still crazy

100. Forty years old, but not any wiser

101. Forty years old, still rocking!

102. Forty years old and still sexy

103. Turning 40 is a piece of cake

104. Forty years young!

105. No more fake I.D.

106. Forty years old, still not acting your age

107. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone you’re 40

108. Holy #@%^@ You’re 40!

109. Forty years old, getting better all the time

110. Legal to drive (World Watch out!)

111. Legal to party!

112. You survived your twenties, happy 30th Birthday

113. Oh lordy, look who is 40

114Happy half-century!

115. Nifty at fifty!

116. Happy birthday and welcome to the ’29 years old forever’ club!

Happy Birthday, welcome to the '29 years old forever' c;ub with icons of birthday candles
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Funny birthday cake quotes about the recipient

117. Happy B-day! Naturally, this is an intervention for your drinking problem

118. You are our favorite pain in the ass

119. Smile while you still have teeth

120. In a world full of crazy, you fit in just fine

121. Secure your teeth before you blow

funny birthday cake sayings: secure your teeth before you blow
Secure your teeth before you blow

Funny birthday cake sayings about being born

122. Today is the anniversary of the day you were expelled from your mother’s uterus

123. I’m glad you were the strongest sperm

124. I’m so glad you were born

125. Congrats on being the fastest sperm

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Congrats on being the fastest sperm

Sweet and funny things to write on a cake

126. You’re a big deal. So here’s a cake

127. You’ve aged to perfection

128. You definitely don’t look a day older than the age you tell people you are!

129. Getting better all the time

130. You age like a fine wine

131. You age like a fine whiskey

132. You are sweeter than frosting

133. You‘re the icing on my birthday cake

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Funny birthday cake messages for siblings

134. It might be your birthday today, but you get the best gift each and every day… Me!

135. Happy birthday to our parents’ second-favorite offspring

136. Having me as your sister/brother is really the only gift you need

137. Happy birthday to the second-best sibling in the family

Funny birthday cake messages: happy birthday to the second-best sibling in the family
Happy birthday to the second-best sibling in the family

More funny things to write on a birthday cake

138. Come to the dark side. We have cake

139. In dog years, you’d be dead

140. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap

141. Great news! …you’re still alive!

142. A message on a cake is so overrated

143. Hurry up and blow me

144. Happy barfday

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Happy barfday

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Final note on these funny birthday cake messages

Alright, these were the 144 funny birthday cake messages I found for you! Which one are you going to use? And did you already find the perfect gift too? If not, check out the gift guides for more inspiration.

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