Whether it’s a cake for a friend, your boyfriend, a sibling, your bestie, or your parents, these 144 funny birthday cake messages work for anyone. Even if they’re not happy about getting older, these funny birthday cake sayings will definitely make them smile.
And if you are looking for more ways to make them smile, then check out these hilarious birthday quotes you can use in the card. Or if you are a little too late, check out the belated birthday wishes.
And a birthday is not complete without a gift, so head over to the gift guides to find the perfect gift for anyone!
And once you’re all set, let’s have a look at the 144 funniest things to write on birthday cakes
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Funny birthday cake messages about cake
1. This is an anti-aging cake. Eat it and become prettier than ever
2. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
3. When life hands you lemons, eat cake!
4. A message on a cake is so overrated
5. A party without cake is really just a meeting
6. We’re all really just here for the cake
7. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthday cakes live longer
8. A birthday can never have too much cake
9. Your present is the cake. Enjoy
10. Life is too short to not eat cake
11. Cake, cake baby
12. Birthday cakes are nature’s way of telling us that life is sweet
13. Cake will always be the answer. The question is irrelevant
14. Okay. But first, cake
15. Nobody wants a birthday cake that’s too pretty to eat. Enjoy this ugly cake
16. Tonight we party, but first cake
17 What kind of wine goes with a birthday cake?
18. I love you more than cake
19. I hope your birthday is better than this cake
20. Getting a birthday cake is kinda like being rewarded for not dying
21. We bought a cake because birthdays suck without one
22. Age and slices of cake should never be counted
23. Eat cake and you’ll feel much better about getting old. Trust us.
24. Don’t think of it as getting older. Think of it as a day in which you can eat as much cake as you like, and no one will judge
25. You got to the point where your birthday cake is no longer called a cake… It’s a fire hazard.
26. Today I have gathered the courage to stand in front of you, look into your eyes, hold your hand and tell you… that I am only here for the cake.
27. All you need is love. And also, birthday cake
28. Birthday cake calories don’t count
29. Let’s get fat together
30. You want a piece of me?
Funny things to write on a cake about candles
31. I got a permit. We can light the candles now
32. We decided to skip the candles, they’re a fire hazard
33. We’re gonna light it up!
34. You are so old that there is a bonfire on your cake
35. More candles, more life
36. Don’t count the candles. We don’t have time
37. May your birthday be as lit as the candles on your cake
38. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than your cake
39. You’re one candle shy of starting a house fire
40. Your birthday is becoming a serious fire risk
41. Stand back, I think we’re going to need a lot of candles for this one
42. Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake
Funny birthday cake messages about getting old
43. Older? Fake news!
44. Here lies your youth. RIP. (With a tombstone cake)
45. RIP (recipient’s name)’s youth
46. You know you’re old when the doctor warns you to slow down instead of a policeman.
47. You know you’re old when you have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize.
48. Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up
49. Let’s celebrate your age with this cake
50. We hereby acknowledge that you are older
51. At least you’re not 100 (yet)!
52. You are literally my oldest friend
53. Not old, just committed
54. You’ve finally reached the age of wisdom, but nobody wants to listen to you
55. Older…but not any wiser
56. You’ll never outgrow cake
57. You’re never too old for cake
58. Your old bones may ache, but you can still eat cake!
59. You’re not old, you’re vintage
60. You’re not old, you’re retro
61. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year
62. Cheers to another trip around the sun!
63. The best is yet to come
64. You’re too old to eat this cake
65. You’ve aged
66. We lost count
67. I’m not saying you’re old. But if you were milk, I would sniff you first
68. One year closer to granny pants
69. One year closer to being a MILF/DILF
70. Age is just a number. A very big number in your case!
71. Cheer up! You’re another day older every day
72. Congrats on getting a year closer to senior citizen discounts!
73. Today your youth has officially expired
74. When you get older, your body gets better at multitasking; You can laugh, cough, fart, sneeze, and pee all at the same time.
75. Do you know why older people wear a cardigan with everything? Don’t worry you’re one year closer to finding out.
76. Another year older and wiser. Well, in your case just older.
77. If you were a scotch you’d be super expensive and smooth as hell.
78. Young at heart (slightly older in other places)
Funny things to write on a cake for specific ages
Many of the funny birthday cake messages that I’ve selected here can be adjusted for just about any age. In many cases, I just selected a random number, but you can often use them for any age!
79. Forty years of awesomeness
80. OMG, You’re 50
81. Congratulations, you beat teen pregnancy
82. Happy 20th Birthday (plus 10 years of experience)
83. You’re not 40, you’re 20 with 20 years of experience
84. Oh, Snap! You’re 30!
85. Fifty, the ultimate F word
86. Your 20s are overrated anyway
87. Sixty years of sweetness
88. It’s a girl, and she is 30 years old!
89. Too old for Leonardo Dicaprio
90. Look who’s 50
91. Congratulations, you’ve reached level 40
92. Experience level: 21
93. Lap 40 around the sun…
94 Sixty is the new fifty
95. Fabulous at 40
96. Chapter 40, Page 1
97. Life begins at 30
98. Forty? Who cares. I just want cake
99. Forty years old, but still crazy
100. Forty years old, but not any wiser
101. Forty years old, still rocking!
102. Forty years old and still sexy
103. Turning 40 is a piece of cake
104. Forty years young!
105. No more fake I.D.
106. Forty years old, still not acting your age
107. Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone you’re 40
108. Holy #@%^@ You’re 40!
109. Forty years old, getting better all the time
110. Legal to drive (World Watch out!)
111. Legal to party!
112. You survived your twenties, happy 30th Birthday
113. Oh lordy, look who is 40
115. Nifty at fifty!
116. Happy birthday and welcome to the ’29 years old forever’ club!
Funny birthday cake quotes about the recipient
117. Happy B-day! Naturally, this is an intervention for your drinking problem
118. You are our favorite pain in the ass
119. Smile while you still have teeth
120. In a world full of crazy, you fit in just fine
121. Secure your teeth before you blow
Funny birthday cake sayings about being born
122. Today is the anniversary of the day you were expelled from your mother’s uterus
123. I’m glad you were the strongest sperm
124. I’m so glad you were born
125. Congrats on being the fastest sperm
Sweet and funny things to write on a cake
126. You’re a big deal. So here’s a cake
127. You’ve aged to perfection
128. You definitely don’t look a day older than the age you tell people you are!
129. Getting better all the time
130. You age like a fine wine
131. You age like a fine whiskey
132. You are sweeter than frosting
133. You‘re the icing on my birthday cake
Funny birthday cake messages for siblings
134. It might be your birthday today, but you get the best gift each and every day… Me!
135. Happy birthday to our parents’ second-favorite offspring
136. Having me as your sister/brother is really the only gift you need
137. Happy birthday to the second-best sibling in the family
More funny things to write on a birthday cake
138. Come to the dark side. We have cake
139. In dog years, you’d be dead
140. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap
141. Great news! …you’re still alive!
142. A message on a cake is so overrated
143. Hurry up and blow me
144. Happy barfday
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Final note on these funny birthday cake messages
Alright, these were the 144 funny birthday cake messages I found for you! Which one are you going to use? And did you already find the perfect gift too? If not, check out the gift guides for more inspiration.