Easter is just around the corner, and what better way to celebrate than with a basket full of egg-citing humor? Whether you’re hosting an egg hunt, attending a family brunch, or just looking to add some laughter to your day, we’ve got you covered with a treasure trove of 117 funny Easter quotes that are bound to crack everyone up!
From funny Easter messages for cards to puns about bunnies, eggs, and everything in between! Our collection of funny Easter sayings is the perfect way to light up your celebrations.
So, grab your Easter bonnet, put on your bunny ears, and prepare for an egg-squisite journey through humor and hilarity.
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Funny Easter quotes about food
1. “I’m just here for the chocolate. Happy Easter!”
2. “Remember, calories don’t count on Easter!”
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3. “Easter: when eating chocolate for breakfast is acceptable.”
4. “Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.”
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5. “I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had three eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.” — Caroline Rhea
6. “Follow the bunny… he has the chocolate.”
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7. “I’m very good at hiding chocolate eggs… in my stomach.”
8. “Chocolate bunny quote: I wanted to say something inspirational this Easter, but I’m hollow inside.”
9. “Easter is the day we celebrate the resurrection of calories.”
10. “Happy Stuff-your-face-with-chocolate Day!”
11. “Easter is the perfect excuse to eat chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.”
12. ” I’m on ‘Cocoa Cleanse’ this Easter, it’s a chocolate-only diet.”
13. Funny Easter candy hierarchy card.
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14. “Easter: the day when you can legally overdose on chocolate!”
15. “Chocolate bunnies are proof that happiness can be molded.”
16. “The deeply religious meaning of Easter is not lost on me but can I just say that I totally love eggs and chocolate, you guys.”
17. “Easter: the day you can legally steal candy from your children’s baskets!”
18. “Bite me.”
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Funny Easter quotes for friends
19. “You’re one of the coolest peeps I know.”
20. “Enjoy putting literally all your eggs in one basket.”
21. “I told you not to piss off the Easter Bunny.”
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22. “Have you ever noticed that chocolate and poop are the same color? Yeah, don’t think about it too long. Happy Easter.”
23. “Happy Easter. Because this makes sense.”
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24. “Somebunny loves you… Not me. But I’m sure there is some bunny out there that really loves you.”
25. “Happy Easter from your favorite peeps.”
26. “Talk to the butt as the ears aren’t listening. Hoppy Easter!”
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27. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” —Bernard Meltzer
28. “Two things I learned from the Easter bunny: Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day and some body parts should be floppy.”
29. “If you’re wondering where I’ve hidden the Easter eggs… They’re in my stomach.”
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30. “What comes after Easter Sunday? Egg fart Monday!”
31. “This year I’m organizing an adult eggs hunt. Instead of eggs, I’ll hide bottles of wine, are you coming too?”
32. “I said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie. To the hip hip hop and you don’t stop.”
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Funny easter sayings for children
33. “Hopping by to wish you an egg-cellent Easter!”
34. “May your Easter be as fluffy and happy as the Easter Bunny’s tail!”
35. “Where is the Easter candy?”
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36. “I hope the Easter Bunny brings you so many treats that you’ll have to share with your teddy bears!”
37. “Easter is the day to eat chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner without any grown-up rules!”
38. Funny bunny shark.
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Funny Easter quotes for your significant other
39. “I can be your bunny this easter.”
40. “I don’t need the Easter bunny, I’ve got you.”
41. “Bend me over… I mean, Happy Easter!”
42. “You can put all your eggs in my basket.”
43. “I’ve put all my eggs in your basket this Easter.”
44. “No bunny loves you more than me.”
45. “I like your bum.”
46. “I’d like to hop down your bunny trail.”
47. Peep show card.
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48. “You must be the Easter Bunny because you’ve got me all egg-cited.”
49. “Sending you bunny kisses and Easter wishes.”
50. “Eat me like your chocolate bunny.”
51. “Forget the Easter bunny, this bunny loves you more.”
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52. “Let’s celebrate this Easter bunny-style if you know what I mean…”
53. “Happy Easter, hunny bunny!”
54. “You are like a chocolate bunny. Cute and sweet and I want to nibble your ears.”
55. “I like bunny butts and I cannot lie. You otha brothas can´t deny. That when a Chocolate bunny walks in wit´ a itty bitty waist an ´A round thing in yo´ face. You get SPRUNG.”
56. “Happy Easter to one hot piece of tail.”
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Funny easter cards for feminist
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57. “Let’s crack the patriarchy.”
58. “Tis the season to egg the patriarchy.”
59. “Hands off our eggs.”
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Funny easter sayings about religion and Jesus
60. “Jesus was a brown-skinned liberal refugee.”
61. “Spoiler alert. He comes back and dies again.”
62. “YOLO! JK, BRB- Jesus.”
63. “Lent was invented so Catholics could take another shot at their New Year’s resolutions.” —Melanie White.
64. “Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.” —Adam Ferrara
65. “Guess who’s back bitches.”
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66. “A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, “When I come back if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off?'” —Jon Stewart
67. “If anyone is wondering what I’ll be doing this Easter, it’s the same as Jesus. Going out on Friday, coming back on Monday.”
68. “Easter: the day Jesus proved that even after a tough weekend, you can come back with a bang!”
69. “We’ll be right back.”
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70. “Easter is the original ‘I’ll be back’ moment in history.”
71. “Wishing you an Easter as epic as Jesus’ comeback!”
72. “Easter: the day Jesus showed us that you can rise to the occasion, even when you’re buried in work.”
73. “Easter is the day Jesus rose to the occasion, quite literally!”
74. “What do you mean? That wasn’t you who just said ‘Good morning’?”
75. “If it weren’t for capital punishment we wouldn’t have Easter.” — Bill Hicks
76. “I want to be as historically accurate as possible. Does anyone know exactly what time Jesus handed out all the chocolate Easter eggs?”
77. “I will celebrate anyone who can turn water into wine! Happy Easter.”
78. “I’m back baby! And I brought chocolate.”
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Funny Easter quotes for Instagram
79. “Easter: the one time it’s okay to put all your eggs in one Instagram post!”
80. “Huntin’ for eggs and hop-tastic memories this Easter!”
81. “Easter: the day my diet becomes ‘egg-sactly’ what I want it to be…chocolate-filled!”
82. “I’ve been a good egg this year.”
83. “Some bunny needs a mimosa.”
84. “Easter: the only time when it’s okay to put your eggs in someone else’s basket. #SharingIsCaring”
85. “I’m having a good hare day.”
86. “Easter calories don’t count, right? Asking for a friend. #EasterIndulgence”
87. “Hippity-hop, Easter’s on the way!”
88. “Don’t worry, be hoppy.”
89. “I’m all ears today.”
90. “Easter checklist: Find eggs, eat chocolate, repeat.”
Funny Easter puns
91. “Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!”
92. “Easter is egg-citing! Enjoy the hunt.”
93. “Easter is the day to egg-cercise your sweet tooth!”
94. “Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it didn’t want to get cracked!”
95. “How does the Easter bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.”
96. “What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an ‘i’ where the ‘t’ is.”
97. “I hope your Easter is to dye for.”
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98. “I’m on the egg-cercise program—eggs for breakfast, eggs for lunch, eggs for dinner!”
99. “Wishing you an egg-stravagantly fun Easter!”
100.” What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick.”
101. “Everybunny needs somebunny sometimes.”
102. “Why did the Easter egg hide in the grass? Because it didn’t want to be ‘egg-sposed’!”
103. “Hoppy Easter.”
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More funny Easter messages for cards
104. “The Easter Bunny doesn’t believe in you either.”
105. “I like the Easter Bunny – I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus.” —Barbara Smaller
106. “Eggbert was beginning to regret his late-night visit to the tattoo parlor.”
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107. “Easter: the only time it’s okay to put all your eggs in one basket.”
108. “I can’t believe it’s already Easter. It seems like just yesterday it wasn’t Easter.”
109. “Easter is the only time it’s okay to put all your eggs in one basket and count them.”
110. “Merry 4th of Easter.”
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111. “Easter egg hunts are proof your children can find things when they really want to.”
112. “Forget the Easter bunny. I need one that can do me some good – like the Energizer bunny.” — Melanie White
113. “Don’t bother, she’s all plastic. Hope you’re keeping it real this Easter.”
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114. “How old is too old to join an Easter egg hunt? Asking for a friend…”
115. “Found about 1,000 eggs already. Trying to explain to this cop it’s not my fault if Whole Foods did a bad job hiding them.”
116. “Here’s to an Easter where your chocolate supply multiplies faster than bunnies do!”
117. “Remember, just like this Easter Egg, you are never too much!”
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Final notes on funny Easter quotes
I hope you’ve found the perfect funny Easter quotes to brighten your day. And from all of us at The Best Travel Gifts, have an egg-ceptionally, hoppy, and laughter-filled Easter celebration!
