108 Funny Father’s Day Messages: Hilarious Cards That Are Guaranteed To Make Dad Laugh

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With Father’s Day just around the corner, it’s time to start thinking about the perfect way to surprise your old man. While a heartfelt message and gift are always appreciated, sometimes it’s nice to mix things up and inject a bit of humor into the occasion. That’s where these funny Father’s Day messages come in!

Whether your dad is a fan of puns, dad jokes, or just a good laugh, we’ve got you covered. In this post, we’ve compiled a list of 108 funny Father’s Day card messages that are sure to make your dad’s day.

So, grab a pen and paper, and get ready to jot down some of the funniest Father’s Day cards around!

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Sweet & Funny Father’s Day card messages

1. Dad thanks for sharing your DNA, now there are two legends on Earth.

2. I’m not dead yet, so you must have done something right! Happy Father’s Day.

3. All I can say is that Mum had amazing taste in picking you to be our dad!

4. I wouldn’t trade you for anything. I mean, not that anybody’s offered me anything, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t.

5. Despite what Mom says, I think you’re alright.

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Funny Father’s Day wishes from daughter

6. Even though you never bought me a pony, I still love you. Happy Father’s Day!

7. Behind every great dad, is an even more amazing daughter.

8. Thanks for always answering the phone when I can’t get in touch with mom. Happy Father’s Day!

9. Like father like daughter. In other words, f*cking fantastic!

10. No matter how old a girl gets, she never stops needing her dad.

11. Who needs a gift when you have me as your daughter?

12. Dad, I will always be your little girl financial burden.

13. We have the perfect father-daughter relationship. You are my father and I am perfect.

14. Dad, thank you for teaching me how to be a man. Even though I am your daughter.

15. Dad, thanks for always being there when I need you most.
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Dad, thanks for always being there when I need you most. Father's day card message
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16. Even though I am one foot taller than you, I will always look up to you. Happy Father’s Day dad!

17. Dad, I didn’t just get you a card this Father’s Day… I got you an envelope too!

18. Behind every great dad, is an even more amazing son.

19. Like father like son. AKA f*cking fantastic

20. Dad, you’re so amazing, I’m never leaving home!

21. Thanks for the looks, Dad!

22. Who needs a gift when you have me as your son?

23. We have the perfect father-son relationship. You are my father and I am perfect.

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24. Look at you landing my mom and getting me as a bonus. Happy Father’s Day.

25. Actions speak louder than DNA. Happy Father’s Day!

26. Congrats on inheriting legendary stepkids. Happy Father’s Day!

27. Even though I’m not from your sack. I know you’ve still got my back!

28. I know you’re not biologically my dad, but you put up with all my sh*t (and my mom’s sh*t) so I reckon that deserves a card. Happy Father’s Day!

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Funny Father’s Day messages that make fun of you

29. Happy Father’s Day from the best mistake you ever made.

30. I hope this Father’s Day card is as much fun as life was before you had kids.

31. Dad, I’m sorry for all the stupid shit I did as a child. If it helps, you only know about half of it.

32. Please accept this Father’s Day card as a token of my poverty.

33. Dad, I will always and forever be your… Financial burden! (Sorry).
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Dad, I will always and forever be your… Financial burden! (Sorry). Funny Father's Day card
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34. Happy Father’s Day from your favorite pain in the ass.

35. Dad, thank you for not putting me up for adoption. I’m sure that was tempting some days.

36. Dad, thanks for always reassuring me that if I ever got kidnapped, they’d bring me straight back after an hour.
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Funny Father's Day card message: "7. Dad, thanks for always reassuring me that if I ever got kidnapped, they’d brng me srtraight back after an hour. "
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Father’s Day funny cards about your dad taking care of you

37. Dad, thanks for putting up with my crap. Literally. Happy Father’s Day!

38. Thanks for wiping my ass and stuff.
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Funny Father's Day card quote: Thanks for wiping my ass and stuff.
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Funniest Father’s Day cards with dad jokes

39. Dad when I grow up I hope I am as funny as you think you are.

40. I was trying to think of a steak pun to put in here, but they are just too RARE! Happy Father’s Day!

41. Dad, may your Father’s Day be better than your jokes.

42. Emergency dad jokes card.
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Emergency dad jokes card.
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43. A dad as great as you is a rare find. Well done!
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44. Dad jokes and skills rating card.
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45. Happy Father’s Day! No one measures up to you.
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46. Funny steak card.
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Funny Father’s Day messages about your siblings

47. Happy Father’s Day from your least disappointing child!

48. If at first you don’t succeed? Try again! Happy Father’s Day from your secondborn.

49. Dad, whatever life throws at you, at least you don’t have ugly children.

50. Happy Father’s Day from your favorite child!

51. Dad, I think you’re awesome. In return, please confirm that I am your favorite child by blinking once.
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52. Third time’s a charm! Happy Father’s Day from your favorite child!

53. Sorry about the other children, but at least you have me.

54. Well, at least one of your children turned out OK. (It’s me, I’m talking about me).

55. Sometimes you get it right the first time. Happy Father’s Day from your firstborn!
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Funny Father's Day messages: "Sometimes you get it right the first time. Happy Father's Day from your first born"
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Father’s Day funny cards about how awesome you are

56. I hope you have a fantastic Father’s Day even though your favorite child won’t be there to help you celebrate!

57. I think having me as a child is enough of a gift. You’re welcome.

58. FACT: Dads are hard to buy gifts for. So just enjoy this carefully selected card and the joy of having me as a child.

59. Dear Dad, without me, today would just be another day. You’re welcome.
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Father's Day card "Dear dad, without me, today would just be another day. You’re welcome."
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60. Happy Father’s Day, you gave birth to a legend so give yourself the day off.

61. Dad, you deserve the best, but since you already have me. Here’s a card. Happy Father’s Day.

62. It must be such an amazing honor to be my father.

63. Happy Father’s Day. You did good. I’m amazing.
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64. Happy Father’s Day. You are so blessed to have a child as funny as me

65. Cool dads, make cool kids. And I am ridiculously cool, so nicely done, Sir. Happy Father’s Day!

66. This Father’s Day, I think it’s important to stop and take a moment to appreciate the person who really makes today possible… aka ME! (You’re welcome).

67. Happy Father’s Day! Scratch to reveal the best gift ever.
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Funniest Father’s Day cards about typical dad things

68. Funny Father’s Day card.
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69. Funny Father’s Day card with the definition of a father.
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Funny Father's Day card with a definition of a father
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70. When in doubt. Call dad.

71. If at first you don’t succeed. Call dad. Happy Father’s Day!

72. How I think I would react in an emergency: Stay calm, think logically, act heroically, and save the day. Vs how I would actually react in an emergency: Call dad!
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Funny Father's Day card about what you'd do in an emergency situation
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73. The evolution of dad.
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The evolution of dad. card
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74. Happy Father’s Day. I’m not going to ask you to give me a lift, fix anything, or borrow anything… Tomorrow on the other hand.

75. Dad (n): a man with pictures in his wallet where his money used to be. Happy Father’s Day from your favorite financial burden!

76. If Dad can’t fix it… It’s F’ed (Happy Father’s Day).
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77. Dad, thanks for always dealing with the spiders and stuff.
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Dad, thanks for always dealing with the spiders and stuff.
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Rude, sarcastic, and funny Father’s Day messages

78. Nobody watches TV with their eyes closed better than you! Happy Father’s Day.

79. Dad, I may not be perfect, but you only have yourself to blame.

80. I couldn’t have been stuck blessed with a better father.

81. You’re a real mother f’er.
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82. Nothing says “I love You ”like a piece of paper folded in half. Happy Father’s Day!

83. I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day.

84. Out of all the dads in the world, you are one of them.

85. YOU ARE AWesome & wonderFUL.
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86. I know I gave you a good excuse to drink growing up, but there’s no need to keep going all these years later. Happy Father’s Day!

87. I know having me wasn’t always easy, but at least it gave you a good excuse to drink.

88. Happy Father’s Day, I am proud to say that I made you lose at least half of your hair. Now my kids will see to the second half of it.

89. Best Farter ever. (Ooops, I meant Father).
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Best Farter ever. (Ooops, I meant Father) card
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90. Thanks for being a constant source of money, wisdom over the years!

91. Here is a Father’s Day card to compensate for all those carefree, boozy, spontaneous good times you gave up when you became my dad. Happy Father’s Day!

92. Dad, you’re one of my favorite parents.
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Funny Father's Day messages "you are one of my favorite parents"
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93. Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.

94. Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I may not be the perfect kid, but it’s OK. I forgive you.

95. I know that I can be a d*ckhead at times. But I get that from you. Happy Father’s Day!
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Funny Father's Day quotes "I know that I can be a dickhead at times, but I get that from you. Happy Father's Day"
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96. Dad, you always taught me how to be smart with my money… That’s why this card is all you’re getting. Happy Father’s Day!
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97. Happy Father’s Day from the kid you inadvertently inherited when you decided to shack up with mom.
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Happy Father’s Day from the kid you inadvertently inherited when you decided to shack up with mom.
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98. Dad, thanks for knocking up mum and creating this masterpiece.
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Dad, thanks for knocking mum up and creating this masterpiece. Funny Father's Day messages
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99. MOM IS okay, but if I had to choose MY FAVORITE, it’d be you. Happy Father’s Day!
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101. Trump funny Father’s Day card.
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102. YODA best dad. Funniest Father’s Day cards for Star Wars fans.
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YODA best dad, Sta Wars reference card.
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103. FACT: you are the best dad. Father’s Day funny card for The Office fans.
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Funny Father’s Day quotes from famous people

104. Raising me may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.” —Jim Gaffigan

105. I came across this quote and unfortunately, I must admit it is true. Happy Father’s Day!
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” —Charles Wadsworth

106. Only because today is about you, will I admit that perhaps this is also true for me.
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” —Tim Russert

107. “The best fathers have the softest, sweetest hearts. In other words, great dads are real marshmallows. —Richelle E. Goodrich
You are my favorite marshmallow dad!

108. “Life doesn’t come with an instruction book — that’s why we have fathers.”
— H. Jackson Browne.
Thanks for always helping me out Dad!

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Final note on the funniest Father’s Day cards

Whether you choose to go with a classic dad joke or a clever pun, the important thing is to make it personal and from the heart. With our list of laugh-out-loud funny Father’s Day card messages, you’re sure to find something that your dad will love. So, get creative, have fun, and make this Father’s Day one to remember!

AUTHOR

Hi, I’m Lara, a 30-year-old travel-lover (but who’s not these days?). I love reading, puzzling, world-heritage sites, researching, and making lists, which comes in quite handy when you’re making lists of travel gift ideas!