67 Funny Father’s Day Messages: Hilarious Cards That Are Guaranteed To Make Dad Laugh

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With Father’s Day just around the corner, it’s time to start thinking about the perfect way to surprise your old man. While a heartfelt message and gift are always appreciated, sometimes it’s nice to mix things up and inject a bit of humor into the occasion. That’s where these funny Father’s Day messages come in!

Whether your dad is a fan of puns, dad jokes, or just a good laugh, we’ve got you covered. In this post, we’ve compiled a list of 67 funny Father’s Day card messages that are sure to make your dad’s day.

So, grab a pen and paper, and get ready to jot down some of the funniest Father’s Day cards around!

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Funny Father’s Day messages that make fun of you

1. Happy Father’s Day from the best mistake you ever made.
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Happy Father’s Day from the best mistake you ever made.
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2. I hope this Father’s Day card is as much fun as life was before you had kids.

3. Dad, I’m sorry for all the stupid shit I did as a child. If it helps, you only know about half of it.
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Father's Day message card: Dad, I'm sorry for all the stupic shit I did as a kid, If it helps, you only know about half of it
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4. Please accept this Father’s Day card as a token of my poverty.

5. Dad, I will always and forever be your… Financial burden! (Sorry).
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Dad, I will always and forever be your… Financial burden! (Sorry). Funny Father's Day card
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6. Happy Father’s Day from your favorite pain in the ass.

7. Dad, thanks for always reassuring me that if I ever got kidnapped, they’d bring me straight back after an hour.
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Funny Father's Day card message: "7. Dad, thanks for always reassuring me that if I ever got kidnapped, they’d brng me srtraight back after an hour. "
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8. Dad, thank you for not putting me up for adoption. I’m sure that was tempting some days.
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Funny Father's Day messages on a card: "dad, thank you for not putting me up for adoptions. I'm sure that was tempting at times"
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Father’s Day funny cards about your dad taking care of you

9. Dad, thanks for always being there when I need you most.
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Dad, thanks for always being there when I need you most. Father's day card message
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10. Dad, thanks for putting up with my crap. Literally. Happy Father’s day!

11. Thanks for wiping my ass and stuff.
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Funny Father's Day card quote: Thanks for wiping my ass and stuff.
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Funniest Father’s Day cards with dad jokes

12. Funny Father’s Day card about the people who laugh at dad’s jokes.
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 Funny Father's Day card about the people who laugh at dad’s jokes.
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13. I was trying to think of a steak pun to put in here, but they are just too RARE! Happy Father’s Day!

14. Dad, may your Father’s Day be better than your jokes.
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Funny Father's Day card quote: Dad, may your Father's Day be better than your jokes
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15. Emergency dad jokes card.
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Emergency dad jokes card.
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16. A dad as great as you is a rare find. Well done!
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Funny Father's Day messages "A dad as great as you is a RARE find. Well done! " with an image of a grill
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17. Dad jokes and skills rating card.
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Funny Father's Day card with star rating of dad skills and dad jokes
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18. Happy Father’s Day! No one measures up to you.
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Card with "Happy Father’s Day. No one measures up to you. "
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19. When I grow up. I want to be as funny as you think you are. Happy Father’s Day!
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Card with "When I grow up. I want to be as funny as you think you are. Happy Father’s Day! "
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Funny Father’s Day messages about your siblings

20. If at first you don’t succeed? Try again! Happy Father’s Day from your secondborn.

21. Dad, whatever life throws at you, at least you don’t have ugly children.
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Funny Father's Day card message "Dad, whatever life throws at you, at least you don’t have ugly children."
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22. Happy Father’s Day from your favorite child!

23. Dad, I think you’re awesome. In return, please confirm that I am your favorite child by blinking once.
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Father's Day card with "Dad, I think you’re awesome. In return, please confirm that I am your favorite child by blinking once. "
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24. Third time’s a charm! Happy Father’s Day from your favorite child!

25. Sorry about the other children, but at least you have me.
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Funny Father's Day quote: "Sorry about the other children, at least you have me. "
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26. Well, at least one of your children turned out OK. (It’s me, I’m talking about me).

27. Sometimes you get it right the first time. Happy Father’s Day from your firstborn!
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Funny Father's Day messages: "Sometimes you get it right the first time. Happy Father's Day from your first born"
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Father’s Day funny cards about how awesome you are

28. I think having me as a child is enough of a gift. You’re welcome.

29. FACT: Dads are hard to buy gifts for. So just enjoy this carefully selected card and the joy of having me as a child.
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card with "FACT: Dads are hard to buy gifts for. So just enjoy this carefully selected card and the joy of having me as a child. "
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30. Dear dad, without me, today would just be another day. You’re welcome.
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Father's Day card "Dear dad, without me, today would just be another day. You’re welcome."
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31. Happy Father’s Day, you gave birth to a legend so give yourself the day off.

32. Dad, you deserve the best, but since you already have me. Here’s a card. Happy Father’s Day.
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Funny Father's Day card: "Dad, you deserve the best, but since you already have me here's a card. Happy Father's Day!"
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33. It must be such an amazing honor to be my father.

34. Happy Father’s Day. You did good. I’m amazing.
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Funny Happy Father’s Day card with "You did good. I’m amazing."
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35. Happy Father’s Day. You are so blessed to have a child as funny as me

36. Cool dads, make cool kids. And I am ridiculously cool, so nicely done, Sir. Happy Father’s Day!
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Cool dads, make cool kids. And I am ridiculously cool, so nicely done, Sir. Happy Father’s Day card
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37. This Father’s Day, I think it’s important to stop and take a moment to appreciate the person who really makes today possible… aka ME! (You’re welcome).

38. We have the perfect father-daughter (or son) relationship. You are my father and I am perfect.
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Funny Funny Father's Day message card: "We have the perfect father-daughter relationship. You are my fathers, and I am perfect"
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39. Happy Father’s Day! Scratch to reveal the best gift ever.
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Funny Happy Father’s Day card with "scratch to reveal the best gift ever"
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Funniest Father’s Day cards about typical dad things

40. Funny Father’s Day card.
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Funny Father's Day card with a cartoon drawing
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41. Funny Father’s Day card with the definition of a father.
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Funny Father's Day card with a definition of a father
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42. When in doubt. Call dad.
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Card with "When in doubt. Call dad."
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43. Dad, thank you for teaching me how to be a man. Even though I am your daughter.
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Funny Father's Day messages: "Dad, thank you for teaching me how to be a man even though I am your daughter"
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44. If at first you don’t succeed. Call dad. Happy Father’s Day!
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Funny Father's Day card "If at first you don't succeed, call dad"
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45. How I think I would react in an emergency: Stay calm, think logically, act heroically, and save the day. Vs how I would actually react in an emergency: Call dad!
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Funny Father's Day card about what you'd do in an emergency situation
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46. The evolution of dad.
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The evolution of dad. card
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47. Happy Father’s Day. I’m not going to ask you to give me a lift, fix anything, or borrow anything… Tomorrow on the other hand.
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Happy Father's Day card "I'm not going to ask you to give me a lift, fix anything, or borrow any money... Tomorrow one the other hand. "
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48. Another funny Father’s Day card with the definition of a dad.
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Funny definition of a dad Funny Father's Day card
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49. If dad can’t fix it… It’s F’ed (Happy Father’s Day).
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Funny Father's Day messages "if dad can't ficx it... It's f'ed"
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50. Dad, thanks for always dealing with the spiders and stuff.
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Dad, thanks for always dealing with the spiders and stuff.
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Rude, sarcastic, and funny Father’s Day messages

51. Funny Father’s Day rating card.
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Funny Father's Day rating card.
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52. Dad, I may not be perfect, but you only have yourself to blame.

53. I couldn’t have been stuck blessed with a better father.

54. You’re a real mother f’er.
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You are a real morher f'er. Funny Father's Day card
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55. Nothing says “I love You ”like a piece of paper folded in half. Happy Father’s Day!
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Funny Father's Day quotes: "Nothing says i love you, like a piece of paper folded in half. Happy Father's Day
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56. YOU ARE AWesome & wonderFUL.
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Funny folded Funny Father's Day card with "you are awful"
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57. Best Farter ever. (Ooops, I meant Father).
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Best Farter ever. (Ooops, I meant Father) card
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58. Dad, you’re one of my favorite parents.
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Funny Father's Day messages "you are one of my favorite parents"
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59. Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.
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Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me. card
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60. I know that I can be a dickhead at times. But I get that from you. Happy Father’s Day!
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Funny Father's Day quotes "I know that I can be a dickhead at times, but I get that from you. Happy Father's Day"
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61. Dad, you always taught me how to be smart with my money… That’s why this card is all you’re getting. Happy Father’s Day!
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Funny Father's Day card with "Dad, you always taught me how to be smart with my money..."
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62. Happy Father’s Day from the kid you inadvertently inherited when you decided to shack up with mom.
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Happy Father’s Day from the kid you inadvertently inherited when you decided to shack up with mom.
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63. Dad, thanks for knocking up mum and creating this masterpiece.
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Dad, thanks for knocking mum up and creating this masterpiece. Funny Father's Day messages
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64. MOM IS okay, but if I had to choose MY FAVORITE, it’d be you. Happy Father’s Day!
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Funny folded Father's Day card with "Mom is my favorite"
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More funny Father’s Day messages

65. Trump funny Father’s Day card.
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Trump-themed funny Father’s Day card.
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66. YODA best dad. Funniest Father’s Day cards for Star Wars fans.
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YODA best dad, Sta Wars reference card.
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67. FACT: you are the best dad. Father’s Day funny card for The Office fans.
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Father's Day card with a reference to The Office
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Final note on the funniest father’s Day cards

Whether you choose to go with a classic dad joke or a clever pun, the important thing is to make it personal and from the heart. With our list of laugh-out-loud funny Father’s Day card messages, you’re sure to find something that your dad will love. So, get creative, have fun, and make this Father’s Day one to remember!