With Father’s Day just around the corner, it’s time to start thinking about the perfect way to surprise your old man. While a heartfelt message and gift are always appreciated, sometimes it’s nice to mix things up and inject a bit of humor into the occasion. That’s where these funny Father’s Day messages come in!
Whether your dad is a fan of puns, dad jokes, or just a good laugh, we’ve got you covered. In this post, we’ve compiled a list of 67 funny Father’s Day card messages that are sure to make your dad’s day.
So, grab a pen and paper, and get ready to jot down some of the funniest Father’s Day cards around!
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Funny Father’s Day messages that make fun of you
1. Happy Father’s Day from the best mistake you ever made.
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2. I hope this Father’s Day card is as much fun as life was before you had kids.
3. Dad, I’m sorry for all the stupid shit I did as a child. If it helps, you only know about half of it.
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4. Please accept this Father’s Day card as a token of my poverty.
5. Dad, I will always and forever be your… Financial burden! (Sorry).
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6. Happy Father’s Day from your favorite pain in the ass.
7. Dad, thanks for always reassuring me that if I ever got kidnapped, they’d bring me straight back after an hour.
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8. Dad, thank you for not putting me up for adoption. I’m sure that was tempting some days.
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9. Dad, thanks for always being there when I need you most.
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10. Dad, thanks for putting up with my crap. Literally. Happy Father’s day!
11. Thanks for wiping my ass and stuff.
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12. Funny Father’s Day card about the people who laugh at dad’s jokes.
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13. I was trying to think of a steak pun to put in here, but they are just too RARE! Happy Father’s Day!
14. Dad, may your Father’s Day be better than your jokes.
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15. Emergency dad jokes card.
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16. A dad as great as you is a rare find. Well done!
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17. Dad jokes and skills rating card.
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18. Happy Father’s Day! No one measures up to you.
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19. When I grow up. I want to be as funny as you think you are. Happy Father’s Day!
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20. If at first you don’t succeed? Try again! Happy Father’s Day from your secondborn.
21. Dad, whatever life throws at you, at least you don’t have ugly children.
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22. Happy Father’s Day from your favorite child!
23. Dad, I think you’re awesome. In return, please confirm that I am your favorite child by blinking once.
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24. Third time’s a charm! Happy Father’s Day from your favorite child!
25. Sorry about the other children, but at least you have me.
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26. Well, at least one of your children turned out OK. (It’s me, I’m talking about me).
27. Sometimes you get it right the first time. Happy Father’s Day from your firstborn!
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28. I think having me as a child is enough of a gift. You’re welcome.
29. FACT: Dads are hard to buy gifts for. So just enjoy this carefully selected card and the joy of having me as a child.
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30. Dear dad, without me, today would just be another day. You’re welcome.
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31. Happy Father’s Day, you gave birth to a legend so give yourself the day off.
32. Dad, you deserve the best, but since you already have me. Here’s a card. Happy Father’s Day.
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33. It must be such an amazing honor to be my father.
34. Happy Father’s Day. You did good. I’m amazing.
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35. Happy Father’s Day. You are so blessed to have a child as funny as me
36. Cool dads, make cool kids. And I am ridiculously cool, so nicely done, Sir. Happy Father’s Day!
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37. This Father’s Day, I think it’s important to stop and take a moment to appreciate the person who really makes today possible… aka ME! (You’re welcome).
38. We have the perfect father-daughter (or son) relationship. You are my father and I am perfect.
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39. Happy Father’s Day! Scratch to reveal the best gift ever.
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40. Funny Father’s Day card.
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41. Funny Father’s Day card with the definition of a father.
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42. When in doubt. Call dad.
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43. Dad, thank you for teaching me how to be a man. Even though I am your daughter.
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44. If at first you don’t succeed. Call dad. Happy Father’s Day!
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45. How I think I would react in an emergency: Stay calm, think logically, act heroically, and save the day. Vs how I would actually react in an emergency: Call dad!
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46. The evolution of dad.
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47. Happy Father’s Day. I’m not going to ask you to give me a lift, fix anything, or borrow anything… Tomorrow on the other hand.
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48. Another funny Father’s Day card with the definition of a dad.
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49. If dad can’t fix it… It’s F’ed (Happy Father’s Day).
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50. Dad, thanks for always dealing with the spiders and stuff.
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51. Funny Father’s Day rating card.
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52. Dad, I may not be perfect, but you only have yourself to blame.
53. I couldn’t have been stuck blessed with a better father.
54. You’re a real mother f’er.
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55. Nothing says “I love You ”like a piece of paper folded in half. Happy Father’s Day!
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56. YOU ARE AWesome & wonderFUL.
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57. Best Farter ever. (Ooops, I meant Father).
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58. Dad, you’re one of my favorite parents.
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59. Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me.
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60. I know that I can be a dickhead at times. But I get that from you. Happy Father’s Day!
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61. Dad, you always taught me how to be smart with my money… That’s why this card is all you’re getting. Happy Father’s Day!
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62. Happy Father’s Day from the kid you inadvertently inherited when you decided to shack up with mom.
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63. Dad, thanks for knocking up mum and creating this masterpiece.
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64. MOM IS okay, but if I had to choose MY FAVORITE, it’d be you. Happy Father’s Day!
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65. Trump funny Father’s Day card.
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66. YODA best dad. Funniest Father’s Day cards for Star Wars fans.
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67. FACT: you are the best dad. Father’s Day funny card for The Office fans.
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Final note on the funniest father’s Day cards
Whether you choose to go with a classic dad joke or a clever pun, the important thing is to make it personal and from the heart. With our list of laugh-out-loud funny Father’s Day card messages, you’re sure to find something that your dad will love. So, get creative, have fun, and make this Father’s Day one to remember!
