85 Funny Housewarming Invitation Messages That Will Crack Up Your Guests

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So you finally finished cleaning out the colossal mountain of moving boxes and you’re ready to proudly share your debt-to-square-footage ratio with friends? And you’re looking for a clever way to make your invite stand out? Then you’re in for a treat because we’ve got no less than 85 funny housewarming invitation messages that will make your friends LOL!

From themed housewarming parties (Say hello to the first Christmas, New Year’s, or Halloween at your house) to witty one-liners. And from unique FREE templates to typical, but funny housewarming invitation quotes. We’ve got something for every type of party!

Are you actually looking for cards to send to new homeowners? Then check out these hilarious happy new home card messages.

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Free templates

Do you know what’s the best part of these funny housewarming invites?

It also comes with seven free templates that you can customize for your own invitation! All you need is an account with Canva (don’t worry it’s free) and you can make your own invitation. Whether you’ll be sending them digitally or by mail, you can use these fun invitations to truly make your housewarming stand out.

Simply pick your funny housewarming party invitation message from this list, then choose your favorite template below and click on the image. It will take you straight to Canva.

A funny housewarming invitation card with the message "We bought a house! And we're homeowners with mortgages and everything. Come see what debt looks like at our housewarming party!"
Funny housewarming invitation message "We won the bidding war & bought a house! Come celebrate our victory on

Funny housewarming invite with the quote "out with the sales sign, in with the fun sign. Party at the New Place"
Funny housewarming invite card with "home sweet home and join us for our housewarming and meet our new neighbors before they realize what they've gotten themselves into!

A funny housewarming invitation quote with a Christmas theme "It's beginning to look a lot like a Housewarming Party"
Funny housewarming invite with a New Year's Eve theme and the quote "We're popping champagne and moving boxes! (Just kidding, there won't be any moving)"

Funny housewarming invitation message with a Halloween theme and the text "Come to our housewarming and discover the horrifying truth- we're noew responsible for a home warranty"

Quick checklist for the perfect invite

Alright, I know you’re looking for funny housewarming invitation messages, but before you head off, just make sure your invitation includes every item from the list below!

That way, you won’t have to answer the same questions from your friends over and over again. Such as “Should I bring anything?” or “What is the address?”. (I’m not kidding you wouldn’t be the first who forgets to add their new address.)

So these are the essentials to include on your housewarming party invitation.

  • Your name(s)
  • Phone numbers (or other contact details for how you want them to RSVP)
  • Theme (If you decide to pick one)
  • Date and time
  • Address
  • RSVP info
  • Gift info
  • Other things to know or bring
  • A funny message or quote from our list

General funny housewarming invitation messages

1. “Come join us for a live MTV cribs session!

2. “Come have a poo in our new loo (and maybe a drink or two) at our housewarming.”

3. “My cat/dog and I have a new address, come and check it out.”

4. “I said yes to the address! Will you walk me down the aisle and celebrate our union?”

5. “My books/games/plants and I have moved and we would like to invite you over and celebrate with us!”

6. “We moved all our stuff from one place to another, if that’s not a cause for celebration, I don’t know what is!”

7. “Warning: Our new home may have a fresh paint smell, but the company will be even fresher. Come celebrate with us!”

8. Funny burned house card.
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny housewarming invitation card with a burning house
Photo courtesy of Zebra Press

9. “New house, who dis? Come help us break in the place with laughter and good times.”

10. ” Please come to our housewarming party. We promise not to put you to work assembling furniture.”

11. “Our new home needs a lot of things, but most importantly, it needs you! Join us for some housewarming fun.”

12. “Join us for cookies and tea to celebrate our new proper-TEA!

13. “Shut the front door and join our backyard housewarming party!

14. “Please join us for our housewarming extravaganza. Dress code: Your fanciest pajamas.”

15. “Please come and judge our decoration choices on our housewarming party!

16. “Finally leaving my parent’s home. Help them celebrate by joining my housewarming party!”
(Shop card at Etsy)

Finally! Leaving my parent's home. Help them celebrate by joining my Housewarming Party" card
Photo courtesy of My Insanity Party

Alcohol-related funny housewarming invitation messages

17. “Come toast to our new home! Where everything is new, but the hangovers are classic.”

18. “We’ve moved in and stocked up. Let’s raise a glass to our new digs!”

19. “Let’s celebrate our new house place to drink!”

20. “My wine and I have a new address, you are more than welcome to join us.”

21. “Come for the house tour, stay for the bar crawl…in our living room.”

22. “Our housewarming motto: ‘In wine, there’s truth; in beer, there’s joy; in our home, there’s a party!'”

23. “Our housewarming party: Where the wifi is strong, but the drinks are stronger!”

24. “We would love to have you over to help us unpack… a box of beer and celebrate our new home!”

25. “Come for the beer, stay for the housewarming!”

26. “Our housewarming party is going to be so fun, you’ll wonder why we didn’t move sooner.”

27. “Come thirsty, leave happy. It’s our housewarming tradition!”

28. “Free beer and tour around our house.”

29. “Free wine and a housewarming party.”

30. “Sip and see our new house!”

31. “Come and raise your glass to 25 years of debt… We mean to our new house!”

32. “Drinks are on the house!”
(Shop card at Zazzle)

Drink on are the house housewarming invitation
Photo courtesy of Zazzle

Mortgage-related funny housewarming invite

33. “Our new home might be called ‘The Money Pit,’ but we promise it’s worth every penny. Come see for yourself!”

34. “Our housewarming: Where we try to forget about the mortgage by drowning our sorrows in good company and great drinks.”

35. “Please join us to celebrate our new mortgage… um, we mean our new home!”

36. “We’ve signed our lives away on a mortgage, so we might as well celebrate! Join us for our housewarming.”

37. “We’ve upgraded from being broke renters to being broke homeowners. Come share in our newfound poverty at our housewarming!”

38. “We’re the proud owners of a money pit! Come see what all the fuss is about at our housewarming.”

39. “We finally managed to buy a house, and now we’re homeowners with mortgages and everything. Come see what debt looks like!”
(Edit card for free at Canva)

A funny housewarming invitation card with the message "We bought a house! And we're homeowners with mortgages and everything. Come see what debt looks like at our housewarming party!"

Adulting-related funny housewarming invitation quotes

40. “Our new home is proof that we’re adulting… and adulting comes with mortgages and housewarming parties!”

41. “We’ve adulted so hard; we even have a mortgage now! Join us for our housewarming to witness the miracle.”

42. “Come celebrate our newfound adulthood at our housewarming. We promise not to talk too much about our homeowner’s insurance.”

43. “Our housewarming: Where we attempt to adult like pros while secretly hoping someone brings mac ‘n’ cheese.”

44. “We’re hosting a housewarming party, so we can finally prove that we’ve got this ‘adulting’ thing down… maybe.”

45. “Our new home: where ‘DIY’ stands for ‘Destroy It Yourself.’ Join us for our housewarming and watch the chaos unfold.”

46. “Look at us, buying a new home and sh*t. We would like to invite you to share our progress in adulting!”

47. “We’ve upgraded from a cardboard box to a real house. Come see how we adult now!”

48. “Sh*t just got real, we bought a house! Come check it out!”

49. “We finally got our sh*t together and bought a house, please come and celebrate this adult milestone with us!”

50. “We’re officially adults now! Let’s party before we start arguing about who forgot to take out the trash.”

51. “We finally put on our adulting pants and bought a house! We would like to invite you to a very adult housewarming party (including a lot of adult drinks).”

52. “We won the bidding war and bought a house! You’re welcome to celebrate our victory!”
(Edit card for free at Canva)

Funny housewarming invitation message "We won the bidding war & bought a house! Come celebrate our victory on

Neighbor-related funny housewarming invitation messages

53. “You’re welcome to our housewarming: Where we raise a glass to the neighbors we’re trying to convince that we’re normal.”

54. “Join us for our housewarming and help us figure out which neighbors are the cool ones and which ones have already called the cops on us.”

55. “We’ve got new neighbors to charm and annoy in equal measure. Come to our housewarming and help us strike a balance!”

56. “Help us convince our neighbors that we’re normal at our house party.”

57. “Join us for our housewarming and meet our new neighbors before they realize what they’ve gotten themselves into!”
(Edit card for free at Canva)

Funny housewarming invite card with "home sweet home and join us for our housewarming and meet our new neighbors before they realize what they've gotten themselves into!

Funny housewarming party invitation message

58. “Home is where the heart of the party is! Come and join us at our housewarming!”

59. “Join us at our housewarming party where we say cheers to the new windows, to the new walls! Till the new paint drops down our walls, till all you bitches crawl!”

60. “Bid farewell to the ‘For Sale’ sign and say hello to the ‘Party’ sign at our housewarming!”

61. “Out with the sales sign, in with the ‘Open Bar’ sign! You’re invited to our housewarming.”

62. “Please come to our housewarming. It will be the last party we can afford for the foreseeable future.”

63. “You can all come out now, the moving is done, it’s time for fun!”

64. “The best thing about moving to a new house is that it’s a great excuse to party, join us as we celebrate our new home.”

65. “New address, but the same crazy parties, come see for yourself at our housewarming.”

66. “Out with the sales sign, in with the fun sign! Join us for our housewarming party.”
(Edit card for free at Canva)

Funny housewarming invite with the quote "out with the sales sign, in with the fun sign. Party at the New Place"

Funny themed-housewarming invitation messages

Christmas

For more funny Christmas quotes to add to your invite, check out these 101 funny Christmas card messages!

67. “We’ve hung the stockings and the shower curtains! Come see our new place all dressed up for Christmas at our housewarming.”

68. “Join us for a holly, jolly housewarming! We promise our new home is more ‘nice’ than ‘naughty.'”

69. “Our house is like a beautifully wrapped Christmas gift, and you’re invited to the grand unveiling at our housewarming!”

70. “Tis the season to be moving! Join us for a festive housewarming full of holiday cheer.”

71. “It’s beginning to look a lot like a housewarming! Join us for a cozy Christmas-themed celebration at our new home.”
(Edit card for free at Canva)

A funny housewarming invitation quote with a Christmas theme "It's beginning to look a lot like a Housewarming Party"

New Year’s Eve

For more funny New Year-themed messages to include on your invite, check out these 137 funny New Year’s Quotes.

72. “Out with the old, in with the new… home! Let’s ring in the New Year and our new home together at our housewarming.”

73. “Join us as we say goodbye to our old place and hello to the New Year in our new home. It’s a double celebration!”

74. “Toast to new beginnings and new homes! Join us for a New Year’s housewarming party.”

75. “We’re popping the champagne and the moving boxes (just kidding, there won’t be any moving)! Join us for a New Year’s Eve housewarming bash.”
(Edit card for free at Canva)

Funny housewarming invite with a New Year's Eve theme and the quote "We're popping champagne and moving boxes! (Just kidding, there won't be any moving)"

Fourth of July

For more funny 4th of July-themed messages to write in your invite, check out these 101 hilarious Fourth of July quotes!

76. “Celebrate our ‘declaration of independence’ from renting at our Fourth of July housewarming party!”

77. “Our housewarming is as American as apple pie and fireworks! Join us for a patriotic celebration.”

78. “Come for the BBQ, stay for the house tour! We’re firing up the grill and welcoming you to our new home this Fourth of July.”

79. “We’ve found our own little slice of ‘home’dependence. Join us for a red, white, and blue housewarming!”

80. “Red, white & new! Please join us for a housewarming party.”
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny 4th of July housewarming invitation
Photo courtesy of Artisa Creations

Halloween

For more funny Halloween-inspired messages to write in your invite, check out these 163 hilarious Halloween quotes

81. “At our Halloween-themed housewarming, we promise not to trick you, only treat you to a great time!”

82. “At our housewarming, you’ll discover that the only thing scarier than our Halloween decorations is the stack of bills that come with homeownership.”

83. “Being responsible homeowners is truly frightening, so we decided to stick with the Halloween theme for our housewarming. Come and join us! (If you dare).”

84. “Join us for a Halloween housewarming where the only thing spookier than our decorations is the fact that we have a mortgage!”

85. “Come to our housewarming and discover the horrifying truth – we’re now responsible for a home warranty!”
(Edit card for free at Canva)

Funny housewarming invitation message with a Halloween theme and the text "Come to our housewarming and discover the horrifying truth- we're noew responsible for a home warranty"

Save these funny housewarming invitation messages

Did you save these funny housewarming invitation quotes on Pinterest yet?

85 Hilarious cards for a housewarming invitation

Final notes on funny housewarming invites

With these funny housewarming invitation messages in your arsenal, you’re all set to host a soirée that will leave your guests in splits, and have your new home filled with joy and cherished memories!

AUTHOR

Hi, I’m Lara, a 30-year-old travel-lover (but who’s not these days?). I love reading, puzzling, world-heritage sites, researching, and making lists, which comes in quite handy when you’re making lists of travel gift ideas!