93 Funny International Women’s Day Quotes To Inspire With A Smile

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International Women’s Day is a time to focus on women’s rights and gender equality as well as celebrate the incredible achievements of women worldwide. But why not celebrate with a smile and some humor while we’re at it? That’s right, we’ve got 93 funny International Women’s Day quotes lined up for you that are as empowering as they are funny!

In a world where women have shattered glass ceilings, broken barriers, and shown that they can do anything, it’s only fitting that we appreciate their achievements with a sprinkle of humor. After all, laughter is the best medicine, and these funny Women’s Day wishes are the prescription you didn’t know you needed.

Whether you’re a woman looking for a good laugh, or you just want to share some humor with the incredible women in your life, we’ve got you covered!

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Can you say happy International Women’s Day?

Hell yeah, you can say “Happy International Women’s Day”. First of all. You don’t need permission to wish someone a happy day. You can say whatever you want (especially if it’s kind).

Second of all. This day has roots dating back to early 20th-century labor movements and has evolved into a celebration of women’s achievements and a call for gender equality. So basically wishing someone a “Happy International Women’s Day!” means you’re acknowledging the importance of equal rights.

Plus saying it to a special woman in your life also shows your appreciation for the wonderful woman she is. What could be wrong about that?

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What can you say on International Women’s Day?

Honestly, you can say anything as long as it’s genuine and kind. A simple “Happy International Women’s Day” is actually already perfect.

Remember, just by acknowledging the day, you’re already supporting the cause. So don’t overthink it and speak from the heart.

Now, if you are overthinking. Or if you just want to add some humor and lightheartedness into the mix, you came to the right place. Simply pick your favorite from our 93 funny Women’s Day wishes and you’re all set!

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Funny International Women’s Day quotes about equality

1. “Girls just wanna have fun..damental rights! Happy International Women’s Day!”

2. “I do not wish for women to have power over men; but over themselves.” —Mary Wollstonecraft

3. “All I want is equal rights… And some g*ddam pockets!”

4. “You know what men should be thankful for? That women want equality, not revanche.”

5. “Why did the woman bring a ladder to International Women’s Day? To shatter the glass ceiling!”

6. “Happy International Women’s Day! This is a 79% full card to remind you of the fact that women still earn 79 cents to the dollar.”

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7. “International Women’s Day: the one day when men can try to understand what it’s like to be excluded, interrupted, and ignored for a change.”

8. “Equality is like Wi-Fi – you don’t notice it until it’s not working. Happy International Women’s Day!”

9. “Equality is not rocket science. It’s much more important than that. Happy International Women’s Day!”

10. “Pay me like a white man.”
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Funny Women’s Day wishes about feminism

11. “Real women know when to drop the F-bomb.”

12. “Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings.”— Cheris Kramarae

13. “Today is fueled by coffee and feminist rage.”

14. “Please accept this formal invitation to join my angry feminist lady gang.”

15. “Feminism is my second favorite F word.”

16. “Why don’t feminists play hide and seek on International Women’s Day? Because they always find the patriarchy hiding in plain sight!”

17. “A woman’s place is in the revolution! Happy International Women’s Day!”

18. “It’s a great day to destroy patriarchy.”

Funny International Women’s Day quotes about empowerment

19. “I am a strong woman who is capable of many things, but restraining myself from chips and salsa is not one of them.”

20. “Behind every great woman, there is a great cat, wondering when she’s going to feed it.”

21. “Here’s to strong women. May we know them, may we be them, may we raise them.”

22. “Strong women don’t have ‘attitudes’, we have standards.” — Marilyn Monroe

23. “This International Women’s Day I’m taking myself out to dinner because I’m the best date I’ve ever had.”

24. “Never apologize for being a powerful f*cking woman. Happy International Women’s Day!”

25. Wonder Women card.
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26. “Why are some people intimidated by strong, independent, and confident women? Because the f*cking should!”

27. “To tell a woman everything she cannot do is to tell her what she can.” –Spanish Proverb

28. “That b*tch is fierce. PS. That bitch is you and fierce is a compliment.”

29. “Behind every successful woman is herself, and maybe a few cups of coffee.”

30. “International Women’s Day: the one day when we pretend we’re not already fabulous 365 days a year.”

31. “Here’s to strong women: May we know them, may we be them, and may we raise them. Preferably after a good night’s sleep.”

32. “You don’t have to play masculine to be a strong woman.” — Mary Elizabeth Winstead

33. “Go ahead. Underestimate us. That’ll be fun.”
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International Women’s Day puns

34. “Did you hear about the feminist bakery? They’re making equal dough!”

35. “I’m ovary thankful for you.”
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36. “Feminism: The only ‘ism’ I support.”

37. “Why did the feminist start a gardening club? Because she wanted to ‘re-plant’ the seeds of equality!”

38. “Today you get a standing ovation!”
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Funny International Women’s Day quotes for your mom

39. “Mom, you’re not a regular mom; you’re a ‘cool mom’ – Happy International Women’s Day!”

40. “To the woman who can make the world’s best cookies and the world’s best advice – Happy International Women’s Day, Mom!”

Looking for more funny messages to send to your mom? Check out these 74 hilarious messages for Mother’s Day cards!

41. “To the woman who can make any problem disappear with a hug and a plate of homemade cookies – Happy International Women’s Day, Mom!”

42. “You’ve always been my biggest fan, Mom – even when I’m doing something you don’t understand. Happy International Women’s Day!”

43. “Thanks for teaching me womanly things.”

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Funny International Women’s Day quotes for friends

44. “Real queens fix each other’s crowns.”

45. “Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.” — Kiera Cass

46. “The badass woman in me salutes the badass woman in you.”

47. “You are the she to my nanigans.”

48. “The world needs more women like you (or for our own sake, maybe not) Happy International Women’s Day.”

49. “Let today be a reminder that you’re a grown-ass woman, you don’t have to justify anything.”

50. “Does this dress make me look like I don’t give a @#%! If you think I look fat?”
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Funny Women’s Day wishes for wife or girlfriend

51. “What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking … more powerful.”

52. “Women are made to be loved, not understood.” —Oscar Wilde

53. “You are not like other girls… You’re worse!”

54. “WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN. Men belong in the kitchen, everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has food!”

55. “You’re the tits.”
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56. “International Women’s Day: Today we celebrate your ability to remember every detail of an argument that happened five years ago.”

57. “Behind every successful man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes. Just kidding! Happy International Women’s Day, my love!”

58. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not great with poetry, but I’m crazy about you! Happy International Women’s Day, my love!”

59. “I love you because you are clitorally the best.”
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Funny International Women’s Day quotes about men

60. “Of course, women don’t work as hard as men… They get it right the first time.”

61. “Happy International Women’s Day! Get out there and womansplain something today in celebration.”

62. “Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually.”

63. “Sure, God created man before woman. But then again. You always make a rough draft before your masterpiece.”

64. “If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.” —Margaret Thatcher

65. “Science has proven you feel better when you smile… Unless a man is telling you to do it.” — Lily Tomlin

66. “Celebrate International Women’s Day by reminding that strong women intimidate boys and excite men.”

67. “On International Women’s Day, remember: We can multitask so well that we can text, talk, and judge you all at once!”

68. “Women – Half the population, all of the brains.”

69. “Why do we need a special day for women? Because every day, we deal with men.”

70. “Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.”

71. “He thinks the only thing I can load is the dishwasher.”
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Funny Women’s Day messages about food & alcohol

72. “On International Women’s Day, remember: A woman’s place is everywhere, except in the kitchen when the wine is being poured.”

73. “International Women’s Day is a day for women to unite, inspire, and maybe indulge in some chocolate – because chocolate knows no gender.”

74. “I don’t always celebrate International Women’s Day, but when I do, it’s with a plate full of chocolate.”

75. “On International Women’s Day, we don’t just break bread; we break barriers and break out the chocolate!”

76. “On International Women’s Day, we don’t just shatter stereotypes; we also shake up some cocktails.”

77. “Women’s Day calories don’t count!”

78. “On International Women’s Day, we don’t just raise our voices; we also raise our glasses.”

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Funny International Women’s Day quotes for social media

79. “Who run the world? GIRLS!”

80. “Strength, resilience, and a little bit of sass.”

81. “Keep calm and empower on.”

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More funny International Women’s Day quotes

82. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.”

83. “Never piss off someone who bleeds for a week every month and doesn’t die.”

84. “If women were meant to be controlled, they would have come with a remote.”

85. “I wonder why you’ve been so moody lately. Mus be the hormones patriarchy.”

86. “She believed that she could so she did… hire someone to do it for her.”

87. “Your profanity isn’t very ladylike. Neither is your moustache…”
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88. “I asked my friend what she’s doing for International Women’s Day, and she said, ‘Well, I was going to clean the house, but then I remembered it’s International Women’s Day, not April Fools’ Day.'”

89. “To all the multitasking moms out there, Happy International Women’s Day! You’re the real superheroes with invisible capes and coffee mugs.”

90. “If cauliflower can be pizza, women can be anything!”

91. “My body is a temple… ancient, crumbling, and probably cursed or haunted.”

92. “This Women’s Day I will fire myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude and I’ve been caught drinking on the job.”

93. “They expect us to grow up and be good housewives! Well, that’s not happening!”
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Final notes about funny Women’s Day messages

Alright, we hope you felt both inspired and lighter by these 93 funny International Women’s Day quotes. Share these quotes, spread the laughter, and continue championing the remarkable women in your life.

AUTHOR

Hi, I’m Lara, a 30-year-old travel-lover (but who’s not these days?). I love reading, puzzling, world-heritage sites, researching, and making lists, which comes in quite handy when you’re making lists of travel gift ideas!