100 Funny New Driver Quotes To Spice Up The ‘Congrats On Passing The Driving Test’ Card

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Congratulate your friend or relative who just nailed their driving test in a unique way with these 100 funny new driver quotes and jokes!

I’m sure your friend is now hitting the open road with all the confidence of a seasoned NASCAR driver. So what better way to congratulate them on this milestone than with a heartfelt card? But let’s be honest, while a traditional “Congratulations on Passing the Driving Test” card is sweet it’s not quite as great as one with a dash of humor.

And that’s why we’re here to bring you hilarious “congratulations on passing your driving test” messages to make your card stand!

So, fasten your seatbelts, because we’re about to take you on a ride filled with clever puns, and witty new driver jokes!

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The 100 funniest new driver jokes and cards

Funny new driver quotes for people who took many tests

1. “They say the third time’s the charm. Well, at least you’re charming now!”

2. “It took a village to teach you how to drive, but you made it!”

3. “You’ve officially mastered the art of ‘Trial and Triumph.'”

4. “They say practice makes perfect, but you’ve made it an art form!”

5. “You didn’t pass on the first try, but you passed on all the rest!”

6. “You’re the living proof that perseverance eventually finds the gas pedal!”

7. “You didn’t just pass your test; you gave it a run for its money!”

8. “You took so many driving tests; they’re thinking of naming a road after you! I mean… Congratulations.”

9. “About bloody time! I mean… congratulations!”

10. “If at first, you don’t succeed, keep driving your instructor insane until you do!”

11. “You’re living proof that even a ‘test dummy’ can eventually pass the test!”

12. “They say the best drivers don’t pass on their first try. So you must be brilliant.”
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A funny card for new drivers with a quote "they sya the best drivers don's pass on their first try. So you must brilliant"
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Funny new driver quotes about their driving skills

13. “Great, another twat on the road. I mean… Congratulations!”

14. “You passed your driving test! Oh god. That’s me staying inside for the foreseeable future. I mean… Congratulations.”

15. “You passed! The roads will never be the same again.”

16. “Look out world! You passed your driving test!”

17. “Congratulations on passing your driving test! Has the general public been warned yet?

18. “Warning! New driver, clear the road!”
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Funny new driver quotes card with : warning new driver, clear road"
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19. “They say you’ve earned your license, but you’re still on probation in our hearts.”

20. “You passed your test? Well, now we know the driving instructor’s sense of humor!”

21. “Your driving skills are like fine wine – they get better with age.”

22. “You passed your test, now let’s work on passing the kindergarten traffic rules.”

23. “Buckle up, champ! The world isn’t ready for your unique driving style.”

24. “Congrats on your license! You’re now free to terrify your fellow people on the road.”

25. Funny crap card.
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Funny card for new drivers with "You passed! We thought you were a CRAP driver"
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New driver jokes about using your car

26. “Congratulations on passing your driving test! Now, about that car of mine…”

27. “Now that you have your license, let’s talk about the ‘Friends Don’t Let Friends Borrow Their Cars’ rule.”

28. “You passed your test! Does that mean I have to start hiding my car keys?

29. “I heard you passed your driving test. Should I start shopping for a bike?

30. “You passed! But before you ask, ‘Can I borrow your car?’ just remember my answer: ‘Nope!'”

31. “Congratulations on your license! I’ll consider letting you borrow my car after I win the lottery.”

32. “Congrats! I’ve decided to celebrate your driving test success by hiding my car keys!”

33. “You did it! But the answer to ‘Can I borrow your car?’ is still ‘In your dreams!'”

34. “You passed! And no, you can’t borrow my car.”
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Funny passed driving test card "You passed, no you can't borrow my card"
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New driver jokes about giving you rides

35. “Shotgun! Oh, and congratulations on passing.”

36. “You’re now equipped to drive me to the ice cream parlor at 2 AM.”

37. “Congratulations! Now you can take me to all those places you promised.”

38. “Now that you have your license, you’re one step closer to becoming a getaway driver.”

39. “Congratulations! Now you can drive me everywhere.”

40. “Congratulations on passing your driving test. Your parents are in the pub, can you pick them up in half an hour?”
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Funny passed driving test card "Congratulations on passing your driving test. Your parents are in the pub, can you pick them up in half an hour?"
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41. “Now that you can drive, I expect chauffeur service!”

42. “Well done on becoming your own taxi!”

43. “Congratulations on getting your license! You’re officially my new Uber but with better music.”

44. “Hooray for having a built-in ‘Designated Driver’ in the squad!”

45. “They say friends don’t let friends drive drunk. So, you’re driving us all home!”

46. “You’re the reason I’ve started saying ‘I’ll drink to that’ more often.”

47. “Yay! Free taxi! P.S. Congratulations.”
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Funny new driver quote card "Yay, free taxi! PS congratulations"
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Funny new driver quotes for friends

48. “You passed! Good luck with spending half your wages on (f*cking) car insurance!”

49. “Sh*t you passed your test, congratulations! Too bad you can’t afford a car or insurance or fuel.”

50. “Well done on passing your driving test. Now you’re just a wanker instead of a bus wanker!”

51. “You’re now licensed to drive me crazy – literally!”

52. “Yay! Now I can leave rubbish in your car!”

53. “Well done! The hard work Your mom paid off the examiners.”

54. “Look at you! All legally allowed to drive & sh*t!”

55. “I’m slightly scared for the general public but mostly proud of you! Congratulations on passing your driving test!”

56. “You passed! But don’t worry, I won’t judge your driving… out loud.”

57. “Congrats on getting your license! I promise not to scream (too much) from the passenger seat.”

58. “How did this even happen? I mean… congratulations!”

59. Funny one for friends.
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Funny new driver card
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Congrats on passing your driving test messages about parking

60. “Now that you have your license, the real test begins – finding parking!”

61. “Driving test passed, parking lots beware!”

62. “Remember, turn down the music when looking for a parking spot. You can’t hear empty spaces.”

63. “With great power comes great parallel parking responsibilities.”

64. “Now that you’re a driver, let’s work on your parallel parking… “

65. “Your driving might be questionable, but your parking is absolutely criminal!”

66. “They say you’re a good driver, but I’ve seen you parallel park.”

67. “Parallel parking? More like a perpendicular disaster.”

68. “You park like a twat, but I still love you.”
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Funny card for someone who passed their driving test
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Congratulations on passing your driving test: funny tips

69. “They say ‘patience is a virtue.’ You’ll need it in traffic!”

70. “Remember, the brake pedal is not a suggestion.”

71. “Driving is like life – a little bumpy but always an adventure!”

72. “Don’t forget to use your blinker. Unless you want to confuse everyone.”

73. “If you get pulled over, just tell the cop you know me. It might not help, but it’s worth a try.”

74. “Don’t worry about your first dent; it’s just a ‘character mark.'”

75. “Now that you’ve passed, remember: you’re not allowed to blame the car anymore – it’s all you!”

76. “Remember, turn signals are not optional accessories.”

77. “Keep calm and drive on – until you hit a pothole.”

Funny new driver quotes: "keep calm and drive on... untill you hit a pothole"
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More new driver jokes

78. “May your gas tank always be full, and your traffic jams short.”

79. “Welcome to the road rage Olympics!”

80. “Congratulations, you can now officially get lost with confidence!”

81. “Hooray for being legally allowed to ignore backseat drivers!”

82. “You’re now a ‘certified expert’ at finding lost sunglasses in your car.”

83. “Honk if you passed your driving test!”

84. “May your fuel efficiency be high and your road rage be low.”

85. “Congratulations! You’ve upgraded from public transportation to “traffic jam.”

86. “Congrats on passing your driving test! Have a good trip to the drive-thru (we both know this was your first destination).”
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Funny new driver card "Congrats on passing your driving test! Have a good trip to the drive-thru"
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Funny new driver quotes about speeding

87. “Speed limits are just suggestions, right?”

88. “You’re officially a driver, but don’t forget that ‘Fast & Furious’ is just a movie, not a lifestyle.”

89. “Now that you have your license, let’s hope your brakes are as good as your gas pedal.”

90. “You passed your test, but don’t forget, there’s a fine line between ‘speedy’ and ‘speeding.'”

91. “Congrats! With great power (your car) comes great speeding tickets or something like that.”

Funny passed driving test quotes "Congrats! With great power (your car) comes great speeding tickets or something like that"
New driver joke

New driver jokes and puns

92. “Just remember, road rage is just ‘car-acter’ building.”

93. “Way to go! You’ve officially ‘geared’ up for a lifetime of adventures.”

94. “Your driving skills are ‘tire’-rific! Keep those wheels turning, my friend.”

95. “Bloody L, you’ve passed.”
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Funny new driver card "Bloody L, you've passed!"
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96. “Congrats on passing your test! It’s time to ‘steer’ your life in exciting new directions.”

97. “They say life is a journey, and you’re now the one in the driver’s seat. Enjoy the ride!”

98. “Buckle up, buttercup! The world is your highway.”

99. “License to thrill – or at least merge onto the freeway.”

100. “Drivasaurus. Like a normal driver, but more awesome.”
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new driver joke crad "Drivasaurus; like a normal driver but more awesome"
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100 funny new driver quotes

Final notes on new driver jokes and cards

Whether it’s for a friend, a relative, or your lover, I hope that these funny new driver quotes helped you to write the perfect card to congratulate them!

AUTHOR

Hi, I’m Lara, a 30-year-old travel-lover (but who’s not these days?). I love reading, puzzling, world-heritage sites, researching, and making lists, which comes in quite handy when you’re making lists of travel gift ideas!