65 Funny Pride Quotes That Will Make You Laugh And Love!

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Pride Month is just around the corner and it’s time to sprinkle some laughter in our celebrations! Are you ready to light up your cards, text messages, and social media with the funniest, most charming and funny Pride quotes?

Laughter is a universal language that brings us all closer, and what better way to celebrate Pride than by mixing humor with powerful messages of love and acceptance? Whether you’re part of the LGBTQ+ community or cheering from the sidelines, these quotes are handpicked to tickle your funny bone and touch your heart.

So, let’s jump into this delightful mix of sassy, sweet, and funny quotes about Pride month. Get ready to add an extra dash of joy to your Pride festivities!

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the 65 funny pride month quotes to share

Pride month jokes for friends

Whether you’re part of the LGTBQ+ community yourself, or you have a good friend who is, these funny Pride Month jokes are by far the best to share with your besties. From sassy, and sweet, to silly, you can find the perfect one to share with your friends.

1. You put the ho in homosexual.

2. Sitting here, gay-dreaming about you.

3. At least being in the closet for so long helped you get an awesome style 😉.

4. For someone who’s been in the closet so long, your dress sense is still shite.

5. You’re a high-end gay.
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6. Remember when I first met and you were just coming out? Happy many prides later and have a gay day you massive queer!

7. You are out of the closet and out of this world!

8. I love you dearly and queerly.

9. I’m over the rainbow for you!

10. Funny animal card.
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11. What? Just because it’s pride month and you’re gay, you though I’d get a flamboyant card that perpetuates offensive stereotypes?

12. Happy Pride! I love you so much and I am so happy you’re in my  live. You are so f*ing fabulous. You pee glitter, sh*t cupcakes and fart magical rainbows.

13. Let me be perfectly queer. You are amazing!

14. Funny periodic table card.
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Quotes to share as parents with your child

Here’s a heartwarming yet humorous collection to share with your son or daughter who is part of the LGBTQ+. Each quote is a fun, loving nod to acceptance, pride, and the unbreakable bond of family. Show your support with a smile!

15. Don’t let anyone rain on your pride parade.

16. Your pronounce may be something new, but I will always be pro-you.

17. Happy Pride! I’m proud of you every day, and this month I am extra proud. 

18. Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself.

19. Happy Pride! I’m proud of you every day, but today I send you this card.

17. Happy Pride! I’m proud of you every day, and this month I am extra proud.
Pride quotes to share with your kids

General and funny Pride Month quotes

Next up, we have a selection of general quotes and jokes that anyone can share, whether you identify as bi, gay, trans, lesbian, or whatnot, these witty and warm-hearted lines are perfect for spreading joy and unity across the board.

20. I don’t care how you were raised, celebrate that sh*t.

21. Why pick one color when you can have the whole rainbow?

22. I see the world through rainbow-colored glasses.

23. Cheers queers cards.
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24. The closet couldn’t contain your fabulousness any longer, and I’m so glad you came out!

25. You’re the Trixie to my Katya, Happy pride month!

26. Why be straight when you can be extra-fabulous? Happy Pride Month!

27. Have a killer pride.
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28. Is it just me, or do rainbows make everything better? Happy Pride!

29. Straight people: Can I join Pride Month? Me: Sure, if you can walk in heels and master the art of glitter application.

30. I don’t need a coming-out party; I need a coming-out parade with confetti and a marching band. #PrideCelebration

31. Funny card.
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32. You are straight up awesome. Well, minus the straight part. I hope you enjoy pride month!

33. Better late than aways straight, Happy Pride!

34. I love you so much, I can’t even think straight.

35. Don’t dream it, be it.
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Funny gay quotes

Are you looking to add a splash of humor to the gay community? Here are some fantastic quotes. They’re playful, poignant, and perfect for sharing a laugh while celebrating gay pride and the rich tapestry of experiences within this vibrant community.

36. It takes balls to be a queen, and you are rocking it, my queen!

37. Make America Gay Again!

38. I’m so gay for you!

39. Sounds gay. I’m in!

40. Every kiss begins with gay.

41. Baby, I was born this GAY.

42. From one gay to another. Happy pride month!

43. I love you in a gay way.

44. You didn’t choose to be gay; you just got lucky!

45. I love you just the gay you are.

I love you just the gay you are
Funny gay quote

Funny trans quotes

Embracing the trans community with humor and heart, these quotes are specially chosen to uplift, amuse, and resonate. Share them to celebrate the beauty and strength of the trans journey with a touch of light-heartedness and pride.

46. What a beautiful day to respect people’s pronouns.

47. I hope you’re having a tran-tastic day!

48. You are trans-tastic.

You ar trans-tastic
You are tran-tastic!

Funny Shares for Social Media

Up your social media game with these share-worthy Pride quotes. Each one is a blend of humor, inspiration, and rainbow flair, perfect for posting and spreading joy and solidarity online.

49. Does my gayness bother you? Well you’re ignorance bothers the f out of me too.

50. You are totally right. I am choosing to be gay, just like you are choosing to be an *sshole.

51. If being extra were a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence. #PrideMonth

52. Let me be perfectly queer…love wins. Happy Pride!

53. Straight? I don’t even straightening my hair. Happy Pride Month!

54. Let’s get one thing straight: I’m not.

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Funny Lesbian quotes

Celebrating lesbian identity, these quotes blend humor with empowerment. They’re perfect for sharing the strength, joy, and pride of the lesbian experience in a light-hearted, yet meaningful way.

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55. I’m a vagitarian.

56. I love you because you are cliterally the best.

i love you becuase you a cliterally the best
I love you cause you are cliterally the best

Funny Bi quotes

For the bi community, here’s a collection of quotes that are as vibrant and diverse as bisexuality itself. They’re light, fun, and perfect for celebrating the unique perspective and pride of being bi.

57. F* ‘em all! No, literally…

58. Why did the bisexual bring a ladder to Pride? Because they swing both ways!

59. Funny bi-sexual card.
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Funny pride quotes by celebrities

Get inspired by the stars with these Pride quotes from celebrities. They’re a mix of humor, wisdom, and star-powered support, shining a light on the importance of love and acceptance in the most glamorous way.

60. “Being gay is like glitter, it never goes away.” — Lady Gaga

61. “The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you’ve just told them.” —Rachel Maddow

62. “When you reduce life to black and white, you never see rainbows.” — Rachel Houston

63. “Heterosexuality is not normal; it’s just common.” — Dorothy Parker

64. “It still strikes me as strange that anyone could have any moral objection to someone else’s sexuality. It’s like telling someone else how to clean their house.” — River Phoenix

65. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.” — Harry Winston

Being gay is like glitter, it never goes away

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Final notes

And there you have it – a treasure trove of laughter and love wrapped up in quotes! Which one struck a chord with you? Drop your favorite in the comments, and if you’ve got more gems to share, we’d love to hear them! Let’s keep the conversation and celebration going

AUTHOR

Hi, I’m Lara, a 30-year-old travel-lover (but who’s not these days?). I love reading, puzzling, world-heritage sites, researching, and making lists, which comes in quite handy when you’re making lists of travel gift ideas!