101 Funny Promotion Congratulation Messages To Celebrate Success With A Smile!

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So, your buddy or co-worker just hit the big leagues and snagged that promotion they’ve been chasing? That’s cause for a celebration, and what better way to celebrate their milestone than with these funny promotion congratulation messages! I mean, why settle for the usual “Congrats on the promotion” when you can add a dash of humor and personality to it?

In this quick read, we’ve got your back with a collection of 101 funny and heartfelt job promotion wishes designed to make your friend or co-worker grin from ear to ear. These aren’t your run-of-the-mill “good job” messages; these are the kind that will make them laugh out so loud that they might spill their coffee.

So, if you’re ready to be the witty, supportive friend or co-worker who adds a touch of humor to their success story, you’re in the right place. Let’s jump right in and help you craft a promotion congrats message that’s as memorable as their career leap!

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101 funny job promotion wishes

Funny promotion congratulations messages for co-workers

1. “Let’s face it. This office revolves around me. But congratulations anyway!”

2. “Stop being so awesome. You’re making the rest of us look bad.”

3. “Congrats! It’s great to CC you grow.”

4. “Congratulations. Having you as our boss probably isn’t the worst.”

5. “We apologize now for all the future cock ups that we’re going to get you to sort out… Congratulations on the promotions by the way.”

6. “Promotion? I thought you were just here for the free office supplies.”

7. “They promoted you because they realized you’re the only one who knows how to fix the printer. Congrats!”

8. “Now that you’re in a higher position, can you pull some strings to get us better parking spots?

9. “I’m so happy for you and not at all jealous.”
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny promotion congratulations message card with "so happy for you (and not at all jealous)
Photo courtesy of Everyday Frank

10. “Congrats on your promotion! Now you can delegate the boring stuff.”

11. “From ‘work buddy’ to ‘boss buddy.’ Should I start calling you ‘Sir’ or ‘Madam’ now?

12. “Don’t worry; your promotion won’t change our friendship. I’ll still ask you to pick up lunch!”

13. “Congrats on the promotion! Now you can officially boss people around and get paid for it!”

14. “From coffee runs to conference rooms, you’ve come a long way. Well done!”

15. “Remember us little people when you’re at the top! Congratulations!”

16. “Congratulations on your promotion. I hope they explained what a fluffer actually does.”

17. “When you wanted to be a manager, but not you have to manage people (us). Congrats on the new role! (You will be amazing).”
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny promotion congratulations card with a quote
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18. “You will miss us before we miss you… Congratulations on the promotion though.”

19. “Your progress in this company is really starting to piss us off. We mean…. Congratulations!”

20. “We’re already wondering how your new role may benefit us… Congrats by the way.”

21. “They say promotions come with more responsibility, but we all know it really means more office snacks!”

22. “Now that you’re a higher-up, can I schedule a meeting to discuss my coffee preferences?

23. “Congrats! With great power comes great… meetings. Lots of meetings.”

24. “Promotion = More responsibilities, but also more excuses to bring in a cake for the team.”

25. Funny Bosshole definition card.
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny promotion congrats card with the definition of a "bosshole"
Photo courtesy of Hint of Sarcasm

Funny promotion congratulations messages for friends

26. “Congrats! Now let’s go celebrate with some champagne and inappropriate jokes!”

27. “Your continued success is starting to get annoying. Congrats anyway.”

28. “I heard you got promoted, congrats! Now try not to F it up.”

29. “You’re way smarter than you look. You’ll do fine.”

30. “No idea how you pulled that off, but congratulations on your promotion!”

31. “You must be a completely different person at work because there is no way I would have given you this much responsibility, but congratulations anyway!”

32. Funny that’s what she said card.
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny job promotion wishes card with a reference to the Office tv show
Photo courtesy of Blossom and Bae

33. “Congratulations, you got promoted. But what took you so long?

34. “Congratulations on doing that thing you did that you said you were going to do. You did that thing!”

35. “Great job on that thing you did. Congrats.”

36. “Congratulations bum licker!”

37. “Congrats on faking it and making it your promotion!”

38. “Girls just wanna have funds! Congratulations on your promotion (and the big money).”

39. “Congratulations, you got promoted! You’ll be great at: Pretending to know what you’re doing, bossing everyone around, and spending that extra money!”
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny promotion quotes card with a multiple choice of what they'll be great at
Photo courtesy of Just Jojo Creations

Sarcastic & funny promotion congratulation messages

40. “Congratulations on your promotion! Hope you didn’t earn it on your knees…”

41. “Yay. You got promoted from one boring job to the next! Congratulations.”

42. “It looks like all that brown nosing finally paid off. Congrats on the promotion!”

43. Funny congratulations card.
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny congratulations card with a multiple choice
Photo courtesy of Brainbox Candy

44. “They must’ve been desperate to promote you. Just kidding! You totally deserve it!”

45. “Most people are pretty sh*t. But not you. You are an absolute legend.”

46. Funny you are screwed card.
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny new job congratulations card that is foldable
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Funny promotion congratulations messages about money

47. “I see you making money moves… I mean, congrats on the promotion.”

48. “Mo’ money, mo’ taxes (I mean… congrats on the promotion).”

49. “Way to go! Now you can afford to buy the good coffee at the office.”

50. “Mo’ money, mo’ money, mo’ money. Congratulations on your promotion!”

51. “Congratulations on your promotion! Now you can afford to buy me dinner at the fancy restaurant!”

52. “Congrats on the promotion! Now you can upgrade from generic cereal to the fancy, brand-name stuff.”

53. “Now that you’re making more money, can I borrow a few bucks for my daily caffeine fix?

54. “Congratulations on your new role. I hope you make loads of dough.”
(Shop card at Amazon)

Funny promotion card with a pun
Photo courtesy of Amazon

Sweet & funny promotion congratulations messages

55. “I heard you earned a new fancy job title, congratulations!”

56. “Look at you getting promoted and sh*t.”

57. “Good things come to those who wait hustle.”

58. “Hooray! Time for a happy dance.”

59. “Yay a promotion. I still don’t understand what you did but you’re clearly doing something right!”

60. Funny sheesh definition card.
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny promotion congratulations card with definition of "Sheesh"
Photo courtesy of Market on High TWO

61. “Success looks good on you!”

62. “I guess it’s time to update your business cards to ‘Big Shot.’ Congrats!”

63. “It’s about time they promoted your ass!”

64. “So I hear you’re the big cheese now, congrats!”

65. “You are awesome so here’s a paper high five just for you!”
(Shop card at Etsy)

promotion card with "you are awesome, so here's a paper high five just for you"
Photo courtesy of Six Eleven Creations

66. “Can someone please spray from Febreze? Because I am so stinking proud of you!”

67. “You are awesome sauce with a dash of kick-ass.”

68. “Your big brain impresses me. Congratulations.”

69. Funny slay definition card.
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny "slay" defintion card with promotions
Photo courtesy of Market on High TWO

70. “Whoa, this is a big deal!”

71. “You will be an absolute bossicorn (like a normal boss, but more awesome).”

72. “That’s some next-level sh*t, congrats!”

73. Funny promoted definition card.
(Shop card at Etsy)

Definition of "promoted" congratulations card
Photo courtesy of Eudaimonia Gifts Shop

74. “You are the boss (literally) and I am so proud of you!”

75. “No one climbs up metaphorical corporate ladders quite like you, my friend.”

76. “Good things come to those who wait work their asses off.”

77. Funny promotion card: Hey Siri play moving on up.
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny promotion congratulations message with "hey Siri play moving up"
Photo courtesy of Marigold Press Chicago

Funny congratulations message for promotion about responsibility

78. “Congrats on the 1% rise in salary, and 100% rise in work hours.”

79. “I heard you’re onto bigger and better emails. Congrats!”

80. “I hear with great power comes great responsibility… and a fancier desk chair!”

81. “Promotion = Less sleep + More meetings. Enjoy the upgrade!”

82. “With great power comes great responsibility, but also a really cool job title. Well done!”

83. “Promotion: because who needs a work-life balance when you can have a fancy job title?”

84. “You’ve got more work now, but at least you can look forward to complaining about it with a fancier job title.”

85. “Congrats on the promotion! You’ll have so much work, you’ll need a personal assistant to remember your own name.”

86. “Now that you have more responsibilities, I hope you remember to delegate the boring tasks to your underlings (and by underlings, I mean colleagues).”

87. “I heard you got a promotion, so I’m assuming your new job title is ‘Professional Meeting Attender.'”

88. “Promotion: because ‘chasing dreams’ is just a nice way of saying ‘chasing deadlines.'”

89. “Congratulations on your longer hours, extra workload, increased responsibilities, promotion!
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny card messages for promotion with crossed out words
Photo courtesy of Just Jojo Creations

Funny promotion quotes from famous people

90. “Big pay and little responsibilities are circumstances seldom found together.” — Napolean Hill… So congrats on your big pay and the big responsibilities that come with your promotion!

91. “You can’t climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger Though it sure seems like you found a way to do just that. 😉

92. “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” — Vidal Sassoon… Congrats on working your ass off for this well-deserved promotion!

93. “Succes is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.” — Al Berstein… So all your missteps are finally paying off!

94. “You will find the key to success on the alarm clock.” — Benjamin Franklin… (Which will be even earlier now that you are promoted).

95. “When a great adventure is offered. You don’t refuse it”. — Amelia Earhart… (But actually, that’s terrible advice, she died in the ocean!)
(Shop card at Etsy)

"when a great adventure is offered, you don't refuse it " card quote by Amelia Earhart
Photo courtesy of Red Headed Cards

Funny job promotion wishes & puns

96. “I like to espresso my congrats to you!”

97. “With this promotion, you’re on the ‘fast track’ to success – just make sure you don’t ‘derail’ your social life!”

98. “Promotion = More work, but also more opportunities to ‘excel’ and ‘spreadsheet’ your way to the top!”

99. “I’m so egg-cited for you!”

100. “They say promotions are like ‘sticky notes’ – they tend to ‘stick’ around for a while!”

101. “According to my calculations, you are awesome!”
(Shop card at Etsy)

Funny promotion congratulations message card with a calculator
Photo courtesy of Water Street Design

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Final notes on funny promotion quotes

With these 101 funny promotion congratulation messages in your arsenal, you’re equipped to brighten someone’s day, spread joy, and strengthen those bonds at work and in friendships.

AUTHOR

Hi, I’m Lara, a 30-year-old travel-lover (but who’s not these days?). I love reading, puzzling, world-heritage sites, researching, and making lists, which comes in quite handy when you’re making lists of travel gift ideas!