Sorry seems to be the hardest word, but not anymore with these 101 super funny sorry quotes, messages, and card ideas! They’re your perfect companion to lighten the mood and make your apology a little more lighthearted and easier. That way, you and your friend, boyfriend, sibling, coworker, or whoever this apology is for can come back together with a smile.
Whether you’re smoothing over a little mishap or mending fences after a bigger blunder, these funny apology quotes will help you to apologize in style! From light-hearted quotes to clever one-liners, these funny sorry messages are designed to help you navigate the delicate art of apologizing with a touch of humor.
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Funny sorry quotes for anyone
1. I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
2. I’m sorry for what I said when it was over 100 degrees!
3. I’m sorry for what I said after 10 margaritas.
4. I’m sorry for all the things I said when mercury was in retrograde.
5. I’m not sure what I did wrong, but I’m pretty good at pretending to be sorry about it.
6. I suck at apologies, so I got this card for you.
7. This is not a typical sorry card, those are for people too scared to say it in person. Which I’m not. Obviously. But I am, very, very, very sorry. And an idiot. Obviously.
(Shop card at Etsy)
8. I’m sorry for what I said when I temporarily forgot how to act like a grown-up human.
9. I have selective hearing, and I am sorry you weren’t selected for the hearing today.
10. I wish I could take back everything I said and Unf*ck you.
11. I should be ashamed of my behavior, I’m not, but I know I should be, which is why I’m sending you this message.
12. Well, I won’t be doing that again… Sorry!
13. Some things are better left unsaid (unfortunately I generally realize that after I said it). I’m sorry.
14. I’m sorry for being a little prick.
(Shop card at Etsy)
15. I seriously need a speed bump between my brain and my mouth. I’m sorry for what I said!
16. Hi, It’s me. I’m the problem it’s me! And I am sorry I pretended it was you.
17. I’m not sorry for being myself, but I am sorry for the people who have to deal with me when I’m stressed out.
18. I wish I could Ctrl Alt Delete, but I can’t. Perhaps we could start over?
19. It’s the hardest word to say, but I will try just for you ‘floccinaucinihilipilification’.
20. I’m sorry I rolled my eyes behind your back.
21. I’m not sorry for being me, but I am sorry for the person I become when I haven’t had my coffee yet.
22. Please consider this my formal apology.
23. I’m sorry. Please accept this card as a token of my apology.
24. I’m sorry I rolled my eyes out loud.
25. Funny checklist card.
(Shop card at Etsy)
26. Sorry if my attitude made you uncomfortable if it is any consolation, it makes me feel uncomfortable too.
27. Sorry for the misunderstanding; apparently, my brain cells had a brief vacation without me.
28. Sorry, I’m awkward.
29. You were right, I was left, and things got a little sideways. What about we move on?
30. I’m not just sorry, I’m Canadian sorry.
31. I’m sorry, I’m only human… unless I have to figure out a CAPTCHA, then I am unable to prove I am human.
32. I feel like doo doo, because of that thing I did did.
(Shop card at Etsy)
Funny apology messages for friends
33. I feel badder than this grammar.
34. I’m sorry for my behavior, it must have been devastating to discover that I’m not perfect.
35. I hope this box of chocolate [or whatever gift you’re giving along with the card] tastes better than the sh*t I put you through.
36. I’m sorry, but pizza/chocolate/cookies/alcohol [whatever you decide to bring] can fix anything, right?
37. If you can’t handle me at my worst… I don’t f*ing blame you because that sh*t is ridiculous.
38. I hope this pretty card makes up for the sh*tty things I did.
(Shop card at Etsy)
39. I’m sorry. I wish I could go back in time and punch myself in the face.
40. Apologies for my behavior; I momentarily forgot that I’m not the center of the universe. My bad!
41. I’m not great at saying sorry. So go UNf*ck yourself.
42. Sh*t happens when you hang out with me. But I am still sorry for that sh*t.
43. Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions. I’m sorry!
44. I don’t always make mistakes. But when I do, I don’t learn from them.
45. I messed up, feel free to tear this card apart and pretend it’s me. Sorry!
46. Please forgive my sorry *ss.
(Shop card at Etsy)
Funny ways to say sorry over text
47. I’m sorry I used my outside voice to call you names I should have kept inside my head.
48. Sorry. Yes, you were right. And perhaps, I was not as right.
49. I don’t have to ask Reddit. I’m the *sshole.
50. Drama queen here, extending her apologies.
51. Please forgive me for my momentary lapse of sanity,
52. Thank you for tolerating my behavior. Your sacrifice does not go unnoticed.
53. I’m sorry I told you to calm down even though I know that never in the history of calming down has anyone ever actually calmed down by being told to calm down.
54. Sorry about the thing my face said. I can’t control that b*tch.
55. I’m sorry if I seemed aloof; my social battery was running low, and I forgot to charge it.
56. I’m sorry for my forgetfulness; my memory is like Dorry’s with short-term memory loss.
57. I’m sorry I talked to you in all caps, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Funny sorry messages for being late
58. I’m sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
59. I’m sorry I’m late, the cat was sitting on my lap.
60. I’m sorry I’m late, I had to ask my dog if he was a cute potato. 214 times.
61. I’m sorry I am late. I saw a dog.
62. I’m fashionably late; I was just waiting for the time to catch up with my fabulous entrance.”
63. I’m sorry I’m late, my alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I didn’t want to come.
64. I’m sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
65. I’m sorry I’m late. I got here as soon as I was ready to socialize.
66. I’m sorry we’re late. My husband had to poop.
Funny apology quotes that are not actually apologies
67. I’m sorry I offended you by using facts and logic.
68. I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
69. I’m sorry I offended you by telling the truth.
70. I’m sorry I called you and *sshole. I thought you knew.
71. I’m sorry I didn’t hide my annoyances well enough.
72. I’m sorry, but I’m still pretty sure the whole thing was your fault.
73. I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
74. I’m sorry for the mean, hurtful, and accurate things I said.
75. The day I admit I was wrong, flying monkeys will come out of my ass. So instead, I’ll just say I’m sorry.
76. Sorry you misinterpreted my amazing joke as terribly offensive.
(Shop card at Etsy)
77. I’m sorry I called you a do*chebag when you were acting like a do*chebag, do*chebag.
78. I’m sorry I didn’t understand your point of view earlier, but now that I do, I’m 100% certain you’re wrong.
79. Thank you for being there even though I’ve been a pain in the arse.
80. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is to admit that I was right.
81. If I’ve ever offended you, I’m sorry… that you’re a little b*tch.
82. Sorry I can’t hang out. I have standards.
83. Sorry we always get into fights about things you are totally wrong about.
84. I’m not exactly sure what I did wrong, but I’m pretty sure saying sorry will make it better.
85. One day you will look back at this fight and still be kinda mad about it.
86. I’m sorry. It’s just that I literally don’t care. Like, at all.
(Shop card at Etsy)
Funny sorry quotes for your boyfriend
87. I’m sorry for keeping my crazy to myself until it was too late for you to back out.
88. My V is so lonely without you… I mean, I am so sorry!
89. Couples love, couples fight. Just remember, I’m usually right…
90. I’m sorry we argued. Sometimes I hate it when I’m right.
91. I wish you were in my room instead of in my thoughts of regrets. I’m so sorry, please come over.
92. I’m sorry I acted crazy. It will happen again.
93. Just kiss me. We can talk later… I mean, I am sorry.
(Shop card at Etsy)
Funny apology quotes for your girlfriend
94. I hate this. I am sorry, can we kiss and make up?
95. Honey, I’m sorry, I messed up, you were right. Can we please have s*x now?
96. The only good thing about me being such an idiot is the fact that I get to apologize and we can have makeup sex.
97. I’m sorry we fought. I hate it when you’re wrong.
98. I’m sorry for being a little sh*t. But at least I am still your little sh*t
99. In my defense, by now you should know to not leave me unsupervised. But I’m still sorry.
100. I’m sorry I acted like a d*ck, I thought you loved my d*ck.
101. Sorry, I was a bad boy.
(Shop card at Etsy)
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Final notes on these funny sorry messages
Alright, I hope that these 101 funny sorry quotes will help you to sprinkle a bit of humor into your apologies and soften even the trickiest situations with a shared moment of laughter and understanding.
