Today, we’re diving headfirst into the wonderful world of funny wedding anniversary wishes. We’re leaving the mushy sentiments at the door and unleashing our inner comedians with 127 funny wedding anniversary quotes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. So, grab your sense of humor, fasten your seatbelts, and get ready for a laughter-filled adventure as we celebrate couples who know how to keep the spark alive!
Whether you need quotes for your hubby, you’re congratulating your parents on another year of wedded bliss, or sending a playful shout-out to your best friends, these funny wishes will ensure your greetings stand out from the crowd. From witty one-liners to clever puns, we’ve got you covered.
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Sweet & funny wedding anniversary wishes for partner
1. “I will love you even when you’re old and wrinkly”
2. “Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.”
3. “Marriage is like vitamins; we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.”
4. “I was thinking of going to the bakery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home.”
5. “Today we’re celebrating the best decision you ever made. Happy Anniversary!”
6. “Happy You and Me-Day!”
7. “Five stars. Would marry again.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
8. “I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you and how delighted I am to continue this indefinitely into the future.”
9. “Happy anniversary to the love of my life! They say a successful marriage is all about finding the right person. Well, you definitely found me, so congratulations on your excellent navigation skills!”
10. “Look at us, still married and sh*t.”
11. “The only thing outpacing inflation is my love for you.”
12. “Happy anniversary to my favorite footwarmer.”
13. “On the occasion of our anniversary, I’d like you to know how much I’ve loved bothering you over the years and how eager I am to continue doing so in the future.”
14. “Everyday I love you, but today I get you a card. Happy Anniversary”
(Shop card at Etsy)
Sarcastic, rude & funny wedding anniversary wishes for partner
15. “It is remarkable how long we have tolerated each other.”
16. “On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to death do us part.”
17. “Happy anniversary from the best thing that ever happened to you.”
18. “I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.”
19. “Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me. It was a lost cause anyway. Happy Anniversary.”
20. “Marriage is a circus and you are my favorite clown. Happy anniversary to you, my love!”
21. “You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!”
22. “Holy sh*t, we’re still married! I mean… Happy Anniversary.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
23. “I fall in love with you every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying.”
24. “Are you regretting it yet?”
25. “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”
26. “Happy Anniversary. You’re the perfect choice for my first spouse!”
27. “Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary.”
28. “Morning breath and all, you’re still the one I want to wake up to. Happy anniversary, my love.”
29. “Congratulations on passing the one-year trial! I’ve decided to keep you.”
30. “Sorry, no refunds! Happy anniversary!”
31. “I have no immediate plans to break up with you. Happy Anniversary!”
(Shop card at Etsy)
32. “I could definitely not have put up with me for this long.”
33. “Here is to another year of driving each other bananas.”
34. “To another successful year of not murdering each other.”
35. “Thank you for putting up with my shit. Your sacrifice does not go unnoticed.”
36. “Here is your annual reminder of how lucky you are to have me as your spouse.”
37. “Turns out I like you a lot more than initially planned. Happy Anniversary!”
38. “Another year and I still haven’t poisoned your food, so that’s something. Right?”
39. “Being married to me is the real anniversary gift.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
Funny wedding anniversary wishes for husband
40. “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.”
41. “My dear husband, I want you. ..to do more around the house.”
42. “There’s no one else I would rather have snoring as hell in bed, but you.”
43. “I shave my legs for you. It must be love.”
44. “You fill my heart and all of my holes! Love you lots!”
45. “Congrats on being my husband for another year!”
46. “Here is to another year of me talking and you pretending to listen.”
47. “Thanks for feeding me and saying I’m pretty.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
48. “All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.”
49. “Congratulations on surviving another year with me, dear husband! As they say, marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a while, you just wish for a club and a spade!”
50. “Cheers to us, my amazing hubby, on our anniversary! Marriage is like a fine wine – it gets better with age, and sometimes it drives you to drink more! Thank you for being my favorite drinking partner.”
51. “I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger.”
52. “You stole my heart. Now I steal your sweaters. Happy Anniversary.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
53. “I love you with all my butt. I would say heart but my butt is bigger.”
54. “Congratulations on another year of putting up with my shenanigans, my dear husband! They say marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is the husband. Thank you for embracing your role with such dedication!”
55. “Happy anniversary to my partner in crime and official spider remover! They say marriage is about teamwork, and I must admit, you’re quite skilled at handling those creepy crawlies while I handle the screaming!”
56. “Congratulations on another year of tolerating my craziness, my loving husband! They say a successful marriage is based on trust, love, and the ability to let your wife control the thermostat. Thank you for keeping me warm (or cool)!”
57. “Happy anniversary to the man who swept me off my feet… and then left his shoes lying around the house!”
58. “Congratulations on another year of losing arguments to me. Happy Anniversary!”
(Shop card at Etsy)
Funny wedding anniversary wishes for wife
59. “Congrats on being my wife for another year!”
60. “Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.”
61. “Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.”
62. “Let this card serve as proof that I did not forget our anniversary.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
63. “Happy anniversary to the wife who stole my heart and all my closet space. They say marriage is about sharing everything, but I never realized everything included half of my wardrobe!”
64. “Congratulations on another year of putting up with my quirks. They say a happy wife means a happy life, so I’ll keep the snacks stocked and the Netflix queue ready for our cozy nights in!”
65. “Congratulations on surviving another year of married life with me, my incredible wife! They say a successful marriage is based on love, trust, and letting your wife control the thermostat. I’ll just keep my sweaters handy!”
66. To the love of my life with a reduced sticker.
(Shop card at Etsy)
Sexy & funny wedding anniversary quotes
67. “I have one place in mind for our anniversary that I believe we don’t visit often enough during the year. The bed chamber!”
68. “My bum would be so lonely without you touching it all the time.”
69. “Bend me over. I mean… Happy Anniversary!”
70. “Get your dick ready! I mean… happy anniversary.”
71. “Happy anniversary sweet cheeks!”
(Shop card at Etsy)
72. “Sit on my face! I mean… Happy anniversary.”
73. “You are the only wiener for my buns.”
74. “You are the only meat for my taco.”
75. “Thank you for letting me bang you for the rest of your life. I mean… Happy Anniversary!”
76. “I f*cking love you (Either way, it doesn’t matter).”
(Shop card at Etsy)
77. “I promise to always be by your side (or under you, or on top of you). Happy Anniversary!”
78. “I love f*cking you. Eh, I mean I f*cking love you.. Whatever, same thing.”
79. “Marrying you was easy, getting you into bed was even easier!”
80. “It’s our anniversary so we are probably going to do it tonight. Inside this card, there is a list of all of the weird stuff I am not willing to do.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
81. “This is turning into a really long one-night stand.”
82. “We can still do it all night long. (Well… Until 10 pm, max).”
83. “To my favorite person I like to eat out … (with). Happy Anniversary!”
84. “To the best one night year stand I’ve ever had. Happy anniversary!”
(Shop card at Etsy)
Funny wedding anniversary quotes for specific milestones
85. “No matter how hard it gets. The first 50 years of marriage are always the hardest.”
86. “[Insert number] year(s) later and you’re still the best decision I ever made.”
87. “[Insert number] Days of me talking and you pretending to listen. Happy # Anniversary!”
88. “One Year! Happy paper anniversary!”
(Shop card at Etsy)
89. “[Insert number] years down. Forever to go.”
90. “The most amazing 5475 days, 780 weeks, 180 months, and 15 years of my whole life!”
91. “[Insert number] years of being the luckiest man/woman in the world.”
92. “Fartner [Frat + partner] couples that fart together stay together. Happy 3 stinking years.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
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93. “Congratulations you survived # days of me as your wife.”
94. “[Insert number] years is a long f*cking time, congrat!”
95. “Congratulations on passing your # month probation period.”
96. “Happy 2nd anniversary to my best bud.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
97. “[Insert number]days married and you still haven’t killed me yet. Thank you for that.”
98. “Wood marry you all over again. Happy anniversary.”
99. “Five years! Wood you believe it?”
100. “Happy cotton anniversary. Two years down, forever to go.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
101. “Five years. Looking forward to giving you wood later!”
102. “Together through thick and tin. Happy 10th anniversary.”
103. “To my favorite human bean. U+I ten years, Happy tin years!”
(Shop card at Etsy)
Funny wedding anniversary wishes for parents
104. “I couldn’t imagine where I’d be without the two of you – literally!”
105. “They say marriage makes you live longer. I guess it’s true because you’ve been married forever. Congratulations on your anniversary, and best wishes for many more to come you old lovebirds.”
106. “Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad! I can’t believe you two have put up with each other for so long. You must have the patience of a saint!”
107. “Congratulations on surviving another year of marriage! You’re like a pair of perfectly mismatched socks – somehow it works!”
108. “Happy anniversary to the coolest parents around! Thank you for showing me that love is not just about candlelight dinners but also about arguing over the TV remote.”
109. “Mom and Dad, your love has withstood the test of time, just like that old shirt Dad refuses to throw away…”
110. “Congratulations on reaching another milestone in your marriage! The secret to your successful union? Dad’s selective hearing and Mom’s exceptional eye-rolling skills!”
111. “Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
Funny wedding anniversary wishes for siblings
112. “I couldn’t ask for a better brother-in-law. Thank you for taking my sister off of my hands! I mean… happy anniversary!”
113. “Family gatherings wouldn’t be the same without you guys. Happy anniversary to one of my favorite couples!”
114. “Happy anniversary to my favorite sibling and [brother/sister] in law! I can’t believe you found someone who willingly joined our crazy family. You deserve an award for bravery!”
115. “Congratulations on surviving another year with our lovable but sometimes overwhelming family. Here’s to many more anniversaries filled with laughter, love, and occasional family chaos!”
116. “Happy anniversary to my sibling and [brother/sister] in law You’ve managed to find someone who not only understands our family’s weirdness but also willingly embraces it. That’s true love!”
117. “Happy anniversary to the sibling who always knew how to push my buttons, and the [brother/sister] in law who somehow knows how to diffuse the situation. You two are a perfect balance of chaos and calm!”
Funny wedding anniversary wishes for friends
118. “Congratulations on your achievement! Here’s to another year of sorrow and pain!”
119. “Happy anniversary! Remember, in a marriage, you have to give and take. [Friend’s name], that means you give her the remote and take her shopping. It’s a win-win situation!”
120. “Congratulations on another year of putting up with my awesome, yet slightly crazy, friend. You deserve all the love and appreciation for dealing with their unique sense of humor and spontaneous adventures. Cheers to you both!”
121. “Look at you guys, still married and sh*t.”
(Shop card at Etsy)
Funny anniversary quotes by famous people
122. “Unless you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.”
— Melanie White
123. “Some people ask the secret to our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing… she goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”
— Henry Youngman
124. “I saw that you were perfect and I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.”
— Angelita Lim
125. “My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. “
— Jack Benny
126. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
— Elizabeth Evans
127. “In my house, I am the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.”
— Woody Allen
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Final notes on funny wedding anniversary wishes
I hope that these 127 funny wedding anniversary wishes will help you to infuse even more humor and joy into your celebrations and make your loved ones laugh!
Remember, a shared smile is worth a thousand words, and these wishes will ensure your anniversary is a memorable, laughter-filled affair.
